Politics Turning pirates into presidents! (Biden vs Trump, 2020 election!)

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    A thread for the election.

    Personal insults will get you permanently banned from the thread.
     
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    Mine was in before yours. Please merge.....
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    You are a turd of a human being. But your ass smells lovely for a dog.

    Am I banned or do I receive a medal?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I say they both head to a hospital in New York and hang out with the patients. If they both survive it is on to the debates. If only one survives, he is the winner.

    If both croak, I get to be President.

    Seems reasonable to me.
     
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    just put a McDonalds cheeseburger on the table and the soup would be all Bidens.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Great title!
     
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    What did the poor patients do to be forced to endure that punishment?
     
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    Someone will have to remind him what the spoon is for.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nothing but most of them will see one or the other and think "let me take this fucker with me"
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Okay finally, now I can post this article!
    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/16/technology/joe-biden-internet.html

    Biden Is Losing the Internet. Does That Matter?
    The coronavirus has forced the Democrats’ presumptive presidential nominee into an all-digital campaign, and he’s struggling to break through.
    By Kevin Roose

    April 16, 2020
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    The Biden campaign has had a difficult time pivoting to an all-digital approach during the pandemic.Travis Dove for The New York Times
    Joe Biden is very famous, but you wouldn’t know it from looking at his YouTube channel.

    Mr. Biden has just 32,000 subscribers on the influential video platform, a pittance compared with some of his rivals in the Democratic primary race and roughly 300,000 fewer than President Trump. The videos that Mr. Biden posts — these days, mostly repurposed campaign ads and TV-style interviews filmed from the makeshift studio in his basement — rarely crack 10,000 views. And the virtual crickets that greet many of his appearances have become a source of worry for some Democrats, who see his sluggish performance online as a bad omen for his electoral chances in November.

    “This video is 2 days old and it’s sitting at 20,000 views,” one commenter wrote under a recent video of Mr. Biden’s. “This is a guy that is supposed to beat Trump?”

    In a normal election year, a former vice president and presumptive Democratic nominee would have no trouble filling an arena. But the coronavirus has forced Mr. Biden to abandon in-person gatherings and adapt to an all-digital campaign strategy — a daunting pivot even in the best of times, but one made even harder by the need to compete for attention amid a pandemic and a once-in-a-generation economic collapse.

    The shift has been clumsy for Mr. Biden, an old-school retail politician who relishes face-to-face interactions. He lacks the social media firepower of Mr. Trump, whose 106 million combined followers on Facebook and Twitter dwarf Mr. Biden’s 6.7 million, and whose White House coronavirus briefings have allowed him to commandeer the news cycle. Mr. Biden’s first virtual town hall last month was marred by technical problems, and some of his other digital experiments — like a soporific campaign podcast, “Here’s the Deal,” which did not rank among the top 100 podcasts on Apple Podcasts as of this week — have not gone as well as hoped.
     
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    And how to use it.
     
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    Never Trump, Never Biden!
     
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    See this is why mutts never get respect. Takes all the credit and locks my thread... I see how it is...
     
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    Listen you lying dog faced pony soldier. Biden is gonna find the keys (his family hid from him) to his Model A one of these days and find you. Unless he gets lost trying to find leaded gas.
     
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    Pleeeeaase run, Mark Cuban.
     
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    This is a major hurdle Biden has to overcome. He’s so far behind in funding, the lock downs limit fundraising parties and his new ally “Obama” can’t round up the troops.
    In contrast, the Trump campaign already has a deep ground game, huge internet presence and a bully pulpit to get his campaign going.
     
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    It’s too late for him to run. The registration on ballots on many states have expired.
     
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    He’ll have to steal the Dem nomination in a brokered convention. Once Joe’s busted into the sexual harassment charge, it’s wide open. No way they let Bernie be the guy. ;)
     

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