We Warriors fans need to believe harder...

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  1. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Hi, my name is ChrisMullin17 and I just join here so I could chillax with us fellow Warrior fans.

    Just so you know I'm legit . . . I've been a Warriors fan for a long time - all the way back to the early days of the franchise when Steven Curry was literally breakin' his own ankles with his sick moves! And oh yeah, I was like only the 6th person in my hood to get those dope Warriors window flags for my car back in 2015 (I still got the receipt to prove it)! Been flying them eva since and ppl been copying me like crazy too!

    Anyways, I hear us Warriors talking about a big time dynsasty - like not 1, not 2, not 3, but like 15 consecutive titles. According to us Warriors fans, we're the best team ever. Like, ever. We Warriors fans heard that other NBA teams and GMs were just going to mail it in for the next decade plus while we rack up our titles. Tell me this is all still for reals, my fellow Warriors fans!

    I also hear us Warrior fans saying that we so good that we can flip the switch whenever we want and win any game, against anybody, anywhere; hellz, we won 73 of them this season (that's like the most ever. Ever!)! We Warrior fans believe Draymond is not the douchebag the rest of the world thinks he is. He all heart and just misunderstood and the rest of dem just jealous!

    Anyways again, us real, long time, hardcore Warriors fans know we got this. We flip the switch in game 5, break they will in game 6, and wrap this thing up in 7. That will show them farmers! Then we riot real good in the Big O. Won't even need to play the East champs at that point. We got this!
     
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    Trackjack Well-Known Member

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    What you got is a bunch prima donas and dirty players that just getting out play.
     
  3. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    *Facepalm*
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Checkmate (I just threw up a little bit in my mouth)
     
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  5. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Curry seems a little less smug these days...
     
  7. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Warriors forum is down the hall on the left...you are in a Blazers forum dude...from what I see, they are getting blown out, running out of gas, out coached and melting down....they're gonna lose, it'll be ugly, people will weep and nash their teeth....prepare for the inevitable.
     
  8. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Just drove into the office . . . didn't see a single Warriors flag on any cars on the 101. Even my bro at the bottom of the hill that had a Warriors flag (or towel) nailed above his front door don't have it there no more. Come on, Warriors fans . . . we better than dis! Believe harder!
     
  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    LOL
     
  10. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Nawz, that's where you're wrong. Us Warriors are so good that there's no such thing as a forum that isn't a Warriors forum. We pwn everything; we Warriors have #strengthinnumbers, dontcha know?
     
  11. riverman

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    that drop kick to the nuts was a weak ass move...dontcha know? You should become the mod at the Warriors forum...check it out...they have no members...Blazers rule the forums around here.
     
  12. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Which Warrioes forum did you post this on?
     
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  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Start spelling it "Were-iors" from now on...
     
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    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Nah, 1) that wasn't a kick, we Warriors just like to flail our legs after we shoot and 2) even if it was a kick, it most def wasn't intentional. Ref and league all agreed after careful review so we Warriors happy with that. But you right in that our numbers seem a little smaller, a little less strengthful this morning. Oh wells, there'll be more of us Warriors fans after the next win!
     
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    Bravo... well-played sir.
     
  16. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    This one; the only one I belong to...
     
  17. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    How do some of you not know that yenniedn has been posting on here since 2008 and he's not a Warriors fan?
     
  18. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Aww, I was hoping you'd make an account in another GSW forum and post it there.
     
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    Reading the warrior forum on RealGM, it's so funny seeing how new their fans are to success based on their reaction to losing. Warrior fan tears taste good in my coffee today!
     
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  20. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Checkmate, Atheists.
     
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