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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Chip did cheat with the intention of getting to, and winning, a BCS bowl in his first three or four years and punching his ticket to the NFL?
     
  2. DuckySeahawk

    DuckySeahawk A Big Hairy American

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    Then I hope his penis falls off and gets eaten by a duck...
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    What if he were secretly sent here by the Beavers to destroy our program from within?
     
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    I would hope his offer to the Bucs falls through...
     
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    DuckySeahawk A Big Hairy American

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    Thats not a Beav thing to do... It's a Husky thing...
     
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    Good point!
     
  7. MrJayremmie

    MrJayremmie Well-Known Member

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    Don't see him as that type of guy, honestly.
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The Beavs just sit in a corner mumbling and grumbling about their shitty program and taking any kind of pleasure they can from the Ducks misfortune.
     
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    [video=youtube;JDZBgHBHQT8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHBHQT8[/video]
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Yeah, it's so far fetched considering we're being investigated by the NCAA as we speak...
     
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    RoyToy Clown Town

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    You just seem to be implying Chip Kelly masterminded his way to the NFL by using the Ducks and intentionally cheating (although never found guilty of it) all the way to the NFL

    It's a fine conspiracy theory
     
  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He hasn't been found guilty of it because they haven't ruled yet. You don't think it's interesting that he's bailing before the NCAA announces its ruling?
     
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    I think he was given an opportunity that he couldn't pass up and it sounds like he always had his eyes set on the NFL.

    He's getting a good young team with a lot of offensive talent. It's a good situation for him.
     
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    Bigger Kook.

    SlyPokerDog or Wheels?

    Based on this stupid thread, I have to go with SlyPokerDog. Obviously he isn't a UO grad right?
     
  15. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You're in rare form tonight. Bravo.
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Thank you!
     
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    I'm not the Slyposterdog who started a thread thinking Chip pulled in Top 15 classes to get a better job, am I?

    This thread is absolutely hilarious. Go bone your newlywed. You'll have enough years to waste on message boards after that gets old in five years or so.
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    No you're just the Slypokerdog who is trying to stir the pot. I'm sure your wife would love to know that you think having sex with her is "old".
     
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    My wife knows having sex with me is "old". What's your excuse, you Slypokerdog? You're too much of a newlywed to be looking into Slypokerdoging with other couples.
     
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    Nothing, I still enjoy having sex with your wife.
     

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