Has anyone made a trip over to the Nines? I also remember reading something about the Monarch Hotel being a favorite. Maybe we could bribe a few room service industry types or delivery drivers to get some info and make some special changes to their desired schedules? I'm just kidding.....Really.....No Really i'm just kidding.....;-)
Weird that they've been able to keep the news of the kneecapping secret this long, then. Or did your friend screw up his mission? barfo
There has at least got to be a way to slow down their bus and mess with the schedule a bit. Take em out of their comfort zone.
Rattle snake might be pushing it. Just go for a run of the mill gardener snake. That would be enough.
Someone who needs a new car. Put full coverage on your vw bus and ram the team bus. Get rid of the weed smell first.
...maybe someone in here knows Tanya Harding? If so, then ask her if Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckhardt (R.I.P.) are still around. They might be able to recommend another "hatchet man".
Who the #@!%^ shares voodoo donuts? I don't care if they are a week old - I'll give my own kids scars if they touch that precious pink box! Yes - that sounded better in my head!
Okay...So the Nines it is. We could try to get all the bridges to raise downtown tomorrow and really jam up the traffic works getting across the river. Anybody got a big Yacht? Hey Paul has one doesn't he?
Is Mary's still around? Have the bus break down around there. Tell them it will just be a few minutes - but in the meantime there are free lap dances inside. Have Tanya and Courtney waiting inside...