Where are they staying?

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  1. kjironman1

    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone made a trip over to the Nines? I also remember reading something about the Monarch Hotel being a favorite. Maybe we could bribe a few room service industry types or delivery drivers to get some info and make some special changes to their desired schedules?

    I'm just kidding.....Really.....No Really i'm just kidding.....;-)
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    They are definitely at The Nines. My friend rode the elevator with Steph last night.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Weird that they've been able to keep the news of the kneecapping secret this long, then. Or did your friend screw up his mission?

    barfo
     
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    So your friend can get someone close enough to give them day old VooDoo donuts?
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Don't eat the fish Draymond... or the beef... or anything.
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    There has at least got to be a way to slow down their bus and mess with the schedule a bit. Take em out of their comfort zone.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Rattlesnake in Harrison Barnes's locker.
     
  8. kjironman1

    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    Rattle snake might be pushing it. Just go for a run of the mill gardener snake. That would be enough.
     
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    No Good Warriors!
     
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    Someone who needs a new car. Put full coverage on your vw bus and ram the team bus. Get rid of the weed smell first.
     
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    ...maybe someone in here knows Tanya Harding? :dunno: If so, then ask her if Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckhardt (R.I.P.) are still around. They might be able to recommend another "hatchet man". :devilwink:
     
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    I guess Ekhardt died a while back. But i hear Tonya is still around.
     
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    Or her less talented twin sister, Courtney Love?
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    And then she rode the escalator, and then the credenza.....
     
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    Who the #@!%^ shares voodoo donuts? I don't care if they are a week old - I'll give my own kids scars if they touch that precious pink box!

    Yes - that sounded better in my head! :blush:
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    Okay...So the Nines it is. We could try to get all the bridges to raise downtown tomorrow and really jam up the traffic works getting across the river. Anybody got a big Yacht? Hey Paul has one doesn't he?
     
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    Is Mary's still around? Have the bus break down around there. Tell them it will just be a few minutes - but in the meantime there are free lap dances inside. Have Tanya and Courtney waiting inside...
     
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    Uh Oh. The "Free Lap Dance" routine..Gets em every time!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Voodoo donuts..... so unbelievably overrated.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Heretic! You're dead to me!

    (can I have your donuts? :blush:)
     

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