Forum Game Who are they and which would you want?

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  1. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    Player 1: 11 gms, 18 mpg, 7.1 PER
    5.5 PPG, 1.3 APG, 2.3 RPG, .347 FG%, .200 3FG%

    Player 2: 33 gms, 25 mpg, 12.3 PER
    9.3 PPG, 3.0 APG, 4.0 RPG, .427 FG%, .298 3FG%
     
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    Don't Know and don't care cause neither shoot a good enough percentage for me.
     
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  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Without looking, I'm positive the second one is Evan Turner.

    The shooting percentages for the first look a lot like Chief, but I know he's played more than 11 games and rebounds better than that. My second guess is Chandler Parsons, but has he even played in 11 games?

    BNM
     
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    Hmmm.... one of them is our guy... I was going to say #2 was ET... but I think that's too high of a FG% (like... way).
     
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    Has ET shot 42%? Seems like it'd be a lot lower.
     
  6. riverman

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    I thought this was a Blazer Dancer thread
     
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    Lol. 42% is low. Especially for a SF.
     
  8. Wizard Mentor

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    bingo
     
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    It is, but remember his first few weeks.. lol.
     
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    A. Raymond Felton-After he discovered doughnuts.

    B. Raymond Felton- Before doughnuts


    Either one can eat my dougnuts. I wouldn't want them...
     
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    What is scary is how much money Olshey offered to both of those guys.
     
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    There was a Raymond Felton before donuts?
     
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    I think player 2 is Turner as well, and that player 1 is indeed Chandler Parsons who passed on us to play in Elvis land....a real screwed if you do, screwed if you don't scenario....though at least Turner is starting to play better. Looks like Parsons has become plagued by his injuries, good thing we didn't get him, had he signed here, his knee probably would have popped off and walked away.
     
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    or this is a trick question and both players are Evan Turner, player 1 is Evan turner after the first eleven games, then player 2 is Evan Turner after 33 games...damn
     
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    First guy seems like the still recovering Chandler Parson and second is ET? Difference is one is recovering from a knee surgery and one is healthy...
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Two other rather significant differences:

    The first signed a 4yr/$94 million contract and has missed 95 games over the past six and a half seasons (including 25 games this year and 21 games last year).

    The second signed a 4yr/$70 million contract and has missed a total of 6 games over the past six and a half years.

    So Parsons makes more, plays less and plays worse when he plays.

    BNM
     
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    And was ahead of Turner on Neil's Want List! Sounds about right.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    It's the curse of rejecting the Blazers. It's not limited to players who reject Olshey. Spurn us and prepare to SUCK!!! Take THAT Hedo! Suck it Hibbert! Fuck you Monroe! Kiss my ass Parsons!!!

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