Who is the funniest poster in the forum?

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  1. Eastoff

    Eastoff I admit it, I own a Meyers Jersey

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    You better watch out, because HCP is about to go FAMS!
    Fat as a Motherfucking Sack o shit FAMS!
     
  2. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    HCP is the king of dad jokes (ie, that mix of corniness, self-satisfaction and sheer volume.)
    Maris reminds me of Rick Gervais--funny to read at times but you wonder what it'd be like to really know the guy.
    barfo understands how to get more laughs with less. Insert penis joke here.*
    Mags' avatar gets more laughs from me than anyone else, though. Every time I see his hot blonde I get hysterical. Seriously, wtf? How? Is she fucking blind? (That would explain the dark sunglasses....)
     
  3. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    *(That's what she said.)
     
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  4. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    What am I, chopped Ewok liver?
     
  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'm actually taking this kinda' hard. Denny once told me I was the funniest and best overall poster here. I will no longer attempt to make ANY jokes on this forum! All business all the time!
     
  6. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Maybe now you'll be funny.
     
  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    That's what Mrs. HCP said!
     
  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    That was well typed sir.
     
  9. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Haven't read this thread yet, but I will. Hoping I got a few mentions, but I wouldn't put myself at number one.

    Brainiac says some of the dumbest, most random shit. But more often that not, he also comes back with some of the funniest shit I've ever read on this board. Some of it's just clean, obvious humor. Some of it is brilliant and methaphoric. I think he has one of the more clever minds here. So my vote goes to him. I don't really even think it's close.
     
  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff I admit it, I own a Meyers Jersey

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    I often just laugh at my own jokes. So does that put me at the top of the list or at the bottom... Either way, I get to laugh!
     
  11. blazerboy30

    blazerboy30 Well-Known Member

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    Top 2 are:

    brainiac: just because he's so damn weird.
    El Prez: not sure why, but he just cracks me up (no homo)

    There's plenty of posters who try too hard to be funny and then aren't, for example, jlprk.
     
  12. Further

    Further Guy

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    So I may not be the funniest, but I do think I make the most jokes without any resulting comments. Don't think that's a good sign.
     
  13. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Ahh. So you really have been trying to make jokes? Wasn't really sure.

    (I kid, I kid. You had some good ones. There was one or two in the Buck Angel thread I thought were hiliarious.... if you hadn't mentioned my family.... but even then, they were pretty great).
     
  14. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I don't know who the funniest is . . . but I by far am the most knowledgeable poster
     
  15. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Knowing how to drool, pound the keyboard and scream like a girl; yeah you are the most! :devilwink:
     
  16. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Yeah yeah, you keep saying that everytime we have one of these threads. We all know it's the politics that makes you jealous of me.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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  18. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    So many to choose from, obviously only Blazer fans should be considered though.
     
  19. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I am easily the funniest poster in the forum.

    I am also the most annoying, most crude and recently, most scarred in the head
     
  20. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I bet you look like a bad ass, with all those staples and shit!
     

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