OT Who Should Get Each Job if Paul Allen Cleaned House and Replaced Everyone w/ S2 Members?!

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  1. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Fun little exercise. Who would be the best S2 poster for each job?

    Front Office:
    President:
    GM:
    Assistant GM:
    CBA Expert:
    Head of Statistics/Analytics:
    Head of Marketting:
    Chief Ambassador:
    Head of Security:
    Head of Scouting:
    Head of International Scouting:

    Coaching:
    Head Coach:
    Big Man Coach:
    Other Assistants:
    Head of Player Development:

    Other:
    Waterboy(s):
    Ballboy(s):

    Name other jobs if you want and I'll add them to the list:
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I'll be the male cheerleader!

    The one who dances around yelling, "Fire Olshey, Stotts, and McCollum!"
     
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    And you make me think of the longest yard now.
    Do you own pom poms?
     
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  4. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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  6. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Head of Marketing: @Darkwebs
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    Coaching:
    Head Coach: @BonesJones
    Big Man Coach: @Chris Craig
    Other Assistants:
    Head of Player Development:

    Other:
    Waterboy(s): @Portland2014
    Ballboy(s):

    Bench riding comedian #1: Me
    Bench riding comedian #2: @HCP
    Bench riding comedian #3: @jlprk


    (To be continued...)
     
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  7. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Ahem....

    I am the president. Slypokerdog is my bitch.
     
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  8. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Mediocre Man for all jobs. Fire HCP from all jobs.
     
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    Ha!!!
    If thats the case we are gona be sold to another city soon.

    Everyone knows cats dont give a shit!
     
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  10. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    On the contrary. I give many shits. How do you think the dog gets any food after I eat all of his kibble?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    SlyPokerCat hates me because his wife is a dog person. That's why he doesn't bring her to any of the forum get togethers anymore.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Apr 24, 2018
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  12. Orion Bailey

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    Hahaha. Holy hell im cryin over here.

    Also. Thanks for making my point. Lol
     
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    I'll be lead assistant. We will need someone to take over after the head coach is fired first month into the season. :bgrin:
     
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    CupWizier Well-Known Member

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    Well that's understandable once she tried doggy style.
     
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    Why can't I be GM? lol
     
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    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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  17. riverman

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    Fuck jobs....I'm about to retire
     
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  18. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    stop shaving your chest and get it waxed....don't ask how I know this!
     
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    HCP would fill the Blaze The Trail Cat role nicely.

    Well, maybe a little too nicely.

    How far do you think they could let out the seams in that costume?
     
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    Does it make me a bad person for wanting to be the coach for the Cheerleaders?
    Err sorry, Blazer dancers.
     
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