Zero dunks in 35 minutes

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    How does someone put up zero dunks in 35 minutes while going off for 35pts? It can't be that hard.
     
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    You shoot nothing but free throws and make 35 of them
     
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    CJ’s saving his knees so he can still play at 50 in case his broadcast career doesn’t pan out.
     
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    Because he was making tons of swish3’s, even Jordan couldn’t dunk from the swish3 point line.
     
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    #factz
     
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  7. Reep

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    It's easy when you are too short for the position you play.
     
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    So you are saying if he was playing PG then he would have had a dunk?
     
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    Donovan Mitchell is shorter and he dunks pretty good. :bgrin:
     
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    Well Wilt scored 100 points in a game without a single 3 attempt. :devilwink:
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Doesn't matter how the ball goes through the hoop. Layup same two points as dunk
     
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    I've had zero dunks in 35 years.....unless you count cookies and milk
     
  15. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Some of you missed the reference because it's subtle, but this is Sly making a funny because I posted a thread a while back criticizing CJ for not getting a single assist in 45 minutes of play.
     
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    No, if he were playing PG then we would have lost.
     
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    It wasn't that subtle.
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It was only subtle if you didn't know what he was referencing.
     
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    What a dick.
     
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    lol.
     
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