Jessica Simpson Says Her Frequent Farts Smell Like Roses

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  1. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Link.

    Unfortunately, I inadvertently learned this today.

    I can't un-know it, so I thought I'd spread the misery. :cool:
     
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    Anal is out of the question.
     
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    The Return of the Raider Active Member

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    I drank 12 coronas last night, and my house didn't smell anything close to flowers when I left for work today.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    I know some girls that say similar stuff, I'm not shocked or anything.

    Whatever really.
     
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    Well, everyone has to fart and, yes, everyone poops too...so it's not like everyone is sparkly clean...to those who do anal: Shit comes out of there too, so imagine if she is bad at wiping.
     
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    bitch is crazy
     
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  7. pegs

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    I'd like to smell her roses some time.





    Yeah, maybe not. Thinking about that just made me a bit queasy.
     
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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    Gives new meaning to the phrase pin a rose on your nose
     
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    Lol Cretin.
     
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    Tony loves it
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    Hey all girls toot, but I bet they don't smell like roses. Consider him a lucky man.
     
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    I can't understand why she's talking about it. Does she not have anything else interesting to say?

    I officially remove Jessica Simpson from my spank bank.
     
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    bank? Do you hold on to it? Joker I dont' think that stuff gains interest buddy.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    This thread is great, haha. :]
     
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    I've unfortunately known this for years.

    Which is why I never liked her in the first place.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Wtf, inside info?

    : [
     
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  18. Real

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    I was watching MTV when I was like 11 and they let that slip.
     
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    Seriously though, I don't get the big deal.

    I'm not in love with her but this wouldn't be the deciding factor in me not approaching her.
     
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  20. Real

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    I don't know, I just don't want to be with a girl and have her do that.

    I always thought Carrie Underwood was hotter than Jessica Simpson anyway.

    Seems like Tony Romo can't make good decisions in the playoffs, and he can't make good decisions with women.
     
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