Hey, don't insult Petey like that! He posts here, ya know! Btw...isn't there some sort of unwritten rule with swearwords in thread titles? Ed O'Bannon, do your magic! plzkthxbai
I've been trying to get his hairstyle just right, but no hairstylist seems to be able to pull out enough of my follicles to give me that evenly-spaced-rice-paddy look he has.
I quoted this just to point out that I am talking about your avatar What the fuck is that? Chris Farley lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit I haven't laughed that good in months.
Yes without question that is creepier than any photo I have come across in recent memory. I hope to heaven that it was just a bad picture or a photoshop or something because I am seriously rethinking my beliefs on the afterlife and reincarnation as I type this. Or, it is just funny as hell
They probably do live in a van down by the river, their HOA probably threw them out when that poor little girl tried using the playground. Seriously, HOAs can have some jacked up rules. I bet David Spade stalks that family.
Home Owner's Association. When I moved to Vegas I researched them and they are basically a way of the government giving control of your neighborhood to a board of tenants. There are plenty of horror stories where people had their homes foreclosed on because they didn't pay small fines or fees to the HOA. I google searched them and found that people have actually been killed at meetings over this kind of thing. Most newer neighborhoods in Vegas have them, you pay 20-80 bucks extra a month to the HOA. No thanks. They will fine you for a bare spot in your yard or a car parked in front of your house. The neighborhoods look nice but you have no freedom.
It ranks right up there, but if you've ever seen me, this one would top it on the creepiness scale: I had to move it to a place where I couldn't see it from my desk, I kept thinking it was going to start talking to me...
