Boston wins at least one pro sports championship a year. Portland only has one pro team and it hasn't won in my lifetime. We win.
Hmm, the ACLS wasn't so much Boston sucking as much as it was the Rays just really kicking ass. Don't worry, Philly "will suck" in about two weeks.
It certainly was an entertaining series. I guess us Boston fans will have to wait for basketball season to see another one of our teams win a title. It's tough being us.