Update: Smush Parker Waived by Denver

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  1. Shapecity

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    Source: Dallas News

    Sorry Brian.
     
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    Well that sucks...

    I wouldn't mind him back though, if he can shut up and know his role. You guys have the admit that he's at least better than Coby Karl and Sun Yue. I'd rather have him on the roster rather than those two guys, but whatever. I hope Smush returns to the Clippers. He represents LA basketball.
     
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    He represents LA? LMAO how so?

    I think the Magic should sign him. He had career nights against them when he played for us.
     
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    Sir William Parker is a road warrior.

    [​IMG]

    William H the all time great. I fucked the most hoes out of New York State.

    Nah but seriously though. You would rather give a roster spot to Coby Karl or Sun Yue? My man Smush actually started for us and actually played well for a couple of games. What has Coby done besides being George Karl's son? What has Yue done besides embarrassing himself in the preseason?

    Smush > Karl, Yue

    I'd bring him back if I were Mitch. But Mitch isn't smart so it won't happen.
     
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    No way do I want Smush back. He's got a horrible attitude and would probably cause nothing but problems. Who cares if he's better than Karl or Yue, he's a moron, and I have no desire to having him as a Laker again.

    As for Mitch...he's really not that bad. I mean, he drafted Bynum, Farmar, pulled off the miracle trade for Gasol, managed to get the Magic to take Cookie and brought in Ariza...so while he's had some issues, he's not that bad. Also keep in mind he never gave in to Kobe's demands for a trade last year, despite his consistent outcry of wanting to get out of here. He also kept hold of Bynum instead of caving and trading for Kidd. So yea, he's really not that bad.
     
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    This is a joke right? You cant be serious!!!

    PARKER WAS THE DEFINITION OF ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION!!

    He would go for ridiculous steals all the time! He would get burned 90% of the time but with that 10% he would get 2 steals a game so stupid announcers would say he was a good defender. That pissed me off...Oh gee wizz he got 2 steals..that must mean he plays good D...stupid stupid announcers for nationally televised games.

    Then all he did when he was here was get in a pissing match with Phil...He was quoted talking about how he'll never understand Phil so he will just stop trying. Well no shit you dont understand Phil! Phil is a genius and Smush is a fucking moron!

    He is just a drain on a team...He sucks the life out of teams like Starberry except Smush is WAY less talented. He has a loser attitude and I dont want him or Kwame ever back no matter how cheap. You cant put a pricetag on chemistry.
     
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    Smush Parker = team chemistry

    You don't know what you're talking about. You obviously don't know Smush. He made it fun to be a Laker, and he made it cool to be a Laker fan once again. His flashy dunks, playground style play, headbands, popularity, everything made me proud to be a Laker fan. I do think he fell off a bit as his Laker career went on, as teams were figuring him out and found a way to effectively defend him, but he is still a very talented player who I would welcome back to the bench any day of the week.

    He was great friends with Kobe and the entire team, as they would joke around a lot in the locker room, keeping everyone loose and keeping the environment friendly. Remember those championship years when the chemistry was absolutely horrible? Smush Parker changed all that. The Kobe Bryant Lakers never had great team chemistry, even when Shaq was traded, players never really got it together. But once we acquired Smush, everything changed. I know the media portrays him as a whiny baby, but he was just whining for more playing time, that's it. Every competitive player would do so. Go bench Kobe and see what happens, I'm sure Kobe would whine and pout as well. Bottom line is, regardless of popular opinion, Smush was a decent player for the Lakers, and a locker room favorite. The guys would welcome him back with open arms.

    At the very least, the dumbass Nuggets made a mistake. Anthony Carter? CHUCKY ATKINS??? Wow... they are definitely not better than Smush. Oh well, Smush is in the open market. I wonder which team will sign him? Whoever does will be getting a steal.
     
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    Highlights of his Laker career:

    [video=youtube;9k4DVQL9suI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k4DVQL9suI[/video]

    Mr. Team Chemistry:

    [video=youtube;N4oXChU2AHM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4oXChU2AHM&feature=related[/video]

    Take note of Luke's stat line in that video btw. With Smush's presence, everyone was able to loosen up and relax on the floor and play their game. I'm sure if we get Smush back on our roster, Luke's play will improve as well.
     
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    I dont know what Im talking about huh...

    So the Heat AND Lakers dont know what they are doing. You're right and HOF coaches Phil Jackson and Pat Riley are the idiots huh?...GTFoutta he with that. Guess what...Those years you claim the chemistry was so horrible they won 3 'ships. It obviously wasnt as bad as the media made you believe. There was a reason Phil put rookie PG in the starting lineup over Squish in the last year he was here.

    Please dont tell me I dont know anything about the Lakers...Im not gonna go in depth of my knowledge but I assure you Im fully versed in anything Lakers. BTW Mark Madsen was a great locker room guy too...who the fuck cares
     
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    Wait a damn minute here....We win 3 'ships, almost a 4th, yet it became "cool" to be a Lakers fan after that when SMUSH came?????? Are you related to him? Jesus Christ!
    WTF with this comment too??? Mitch isnt smart huh? When everyone was wanting to trade Bynum he didnt. When Kobe and the public bashed him for not putting together a winner he shut up and took the high road...He got Ariza for that Scrub Cook and Evans. Kwame for Pau...yet he is an idiot.

    Besides for Kobe and getting Fish back we have a totally new team from the team that won the 'ships only 6 years removed from our last...That is amazing...but you say Mitch is dumb so it must be true
     
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    Yeah Mitch is dumb, he traded Shaq away for nothing. The Pau Gasol trade wasn't even initiated by him. The Grizzlies contacted him because they were having a fire sale. But fucking whup. The only good trade he's made is for Ariza. Everything else he has done sucked, including signing Luke Walton to a long term contract.

    Your blind hatred for Smush amuses me. Laker fans put too much pressure on him to become an allstar or something, just take him for what he is. A high flying, athletic role player who will make jaw dropping plays here and there. You obviously lack appreciation for what he has done for the team. Remember Game 4 against the Suns a couple of years ago? Who was the one who made the tip to Kobe for him to score the buzzer beater? YEAH, um, Smush. Smush does the little things that help the team function, and it's unfortunate you cannot appreciate that.

    Again, your blind hatred for Smush is amusing.

    Smush > Karl, Yue

    Smush has shown more in his seasons as a Laker than Karl and Yue ever will their entire NBA careers. :drumroll:

    Btw, Smushcalade was quite possibly one of the freshest vehicles to ever hit the Los Angeles streets

    [video=youtube;iFYuyL8fUdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFYuyL8fUdc[/video]

    Keep hatin'
     
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    Well this shows how clueless you really are...You do realize if Shaq is not traded then we dont have Kobe right?!? YOU DO REALIZE THAT DONT YOU?!? It wasnt a coincidence Kobe signed up the next day! You do realize that the LAKERS would be paying way too much for an over the hill fat Shaq right? Please tell me you know this!!! Oh please tell me the "other" trade that was out there for Shaq...once again you are right and Mitch is wrong huh?

    You do realize that Mitch had talked about acquiring Pau for over a year and a hal right????right???? Since you know everything and Mitch is done then you must surely have known that....right???? So Mitch pulling it off way before the trade deadline and the offers come rolling in from other teams was stupid right? right???

    Oh I am not blind ..Neither are the Lakers, Heat, and Nuggets. Who said I expected him to be even close to all star talent?? You point out how stupid Smush is. He has a me first adittude. This isnt the park where he came from, this is an elite NBA team. He didnt have to be great, just not stupid. He was very stupid.Yeah he has hops, whoopde fucking doo.

    I was actually waiting for you to point this out. Congrats Smush...you made a quality play...That surly justifies all his stupidity and bad play the other 2 years.

    About the car...It screams "Im a stupid ghetto idiot who has no concept of money" but not as much as when he wears his gold teeth.
     
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....

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    ^wtf is that? Dont want to actually respond? No response to any of my FACTUAL points? none? So he smiles, can jump and has a cool car according to you so Mitch is dumb? Fail.
     
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    For me, Smush ranks up there with Robert Horry and Rick Fox as a role player.

    true heart: sacrificing his body for the will of the team

    [video=youtube;wdnTy36-_Ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdnTy36-_Ks&feature=related[/video]

    PWNED

    [video=youtube;3kSLykoDRP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kSLykoDRP0&feature=related[/video]

    OWNED

    [video=youtube;8fWwF206u6c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWwF206u6c[/video]

    favorite Smush Parker moment

    [video=youtube;KyUun_T5OPo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyUun_T5OPo&feature=related[/video]

    The Smush-Kobe Connection

    [video=youtube;UdSupG2fDTE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSupG2fDTE[/video]

    :drumroll:
     
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    You are a joke...You respond by showing me some dunks...are you serious? Then you insult Rick Fox and Robert Horry...lame lame lame

    Its ok, I know you have no real rebuttals to what I said in post 12...because there are none

    Oh but I dont know anything and Mitch is retarded...my bad :sarcasm:
     
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    BTW is your real name Brian and thats why Shapecity said that in the OP?
     
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    :lol:

    Yeah dude, I'm gonna end this right now.

    I was just joking with you the whole time. Haha. I didn't really like Smushy Poo when he was a Laker, but ever since he left I started liking him. I dunno, I just find him and his personality to be funny. He's a super scrub, which I guess is why I like him. But seriously though, I'd give him a roster spot over Karl and Yue, but like I said in my first post, only if he shuts his mouth. I like him for his comedic value, and as a 15th man, he's not gonna see any time on the floor unless we're in blowouts, which would be a perfect time to keep the crowd entertained with his circus acts.

    Smush also has a funny looking face. I dunno why but I always thought he looked kinda like those little poodle dogs, just like how I always thought Derek Fisher looked like a bulldog, and how Farmar looks like a hog (huevon brought that to my attention).

    [​IMG]

    woof! woof!

    I like him though, I think Smush is pretty cute.
     
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    Lol Rizzle, that's fucking hilarious how you didn't get it. :)

    :p

    That was fun though, I love both of your thoughts.
     
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    Yeah seriously.

    I thought my last post, comparing him to Robert Horry and Rick Fox would give it away. lol.

    Plus that Luke Walton thing was :crazy: too

    It's all good though. Haha. Sorry for taking up your time :lol:
     

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