Catching Wild Pigs

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  1. Tortimer

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    Catching wild pigs

    There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some
    exchange students in the class. One day, while the class was in the
    lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept
    rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.
    The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student
    told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while
    fighting communists in his native country who were trying to
    overthrow his country's government and install a communist government.
    In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
    strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

    The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The
    young man said this was no ;joke.

    'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and
    putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come
    everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every
    day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used
    to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn
    again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to
    that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four
    sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs that are
    used to the free corn start to come through the gate to eat, and then
    you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
    Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
    around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to
    eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten
    how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their
    captivity.

    The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees
    happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward
    socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of
    programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
    tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),
    welfare, medicine, drugs, etc, etc, etc. While we continue to lose
    our freedoms - just a little at a time.

    One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch!
    Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than
    you can do it yourself.

    So, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a
    problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might
    want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is
    essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this
    email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

    In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the
    candidates are promising you - just maybe, you will be able to tell
    who is about to slam the gate on America

    'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big
    enough to take away everything you have.' Thomas Jefferson
     
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    You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
     
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    And another important thing:

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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    And in this case, the American people are the pigs. Do you wish to wear lipstick? I don't.:ghoti:
     
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    I am not American.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Whether it be from Jefferson or Ford, it's still true.
     
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    I just don't like misattributed quotes. It's a personal thing.
     
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    Sorry and Thanks for letting me know.
     
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    Since I mentioned in this thread that I don't like misattributed quotes, I will only answer your question if you correct your sig.

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