No, I would have said for OVER a million years. If I could do better in a million years I would have to give it some serious thought at that point.
It's a drink. Take 500 gallons vodka, 500 gallons lime kool-aid, and 1 donkey. Combine ingredients in a large blender and puree. barfo
Dude...there is this new fangled invention called a tivo. It records live tv. Have your "cake" and eat it too... (oh now that just sounds dirty)