Student Auctions Off Virginity

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    Well I sure hope they don't have any prostitution laws there..that would probably break most of them.
     
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  4. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    An odd career choice.

    I guess to each their own.
     
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    Her face is not to bad. I need to see her body first. But I wouldn't pay her. The sex would be so amazing, she'd just be like "It's fine, I'll pay you."
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    wow at that rate i owe about 50 million bucks to 10 lucky ladies.

    ive actually turned down girls because they were virgins. well, turned down vaginal intercourse at least.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    HCP is counting his $ right now.
     
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  8. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I think HCP is just kicking himself because he didn't think of this idea before he finally lost his virginity last week. To think, decades of nothing, and then he finally gives in and visits east 82nd. You should have held out a bit longer. You could have made some bank.
     
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  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'd buy that for a $$$$$$$$!
     
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  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    matt6715 MFFL

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    What are the odds she will end up buried under the basement of the winning bidder's house? Im thinking pretty high
     
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  12. LameR

    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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  13. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What, visit east 82nd?
     
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    fail
     
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    DaRizzle's basement!
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    We can only dream :sigh:
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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  18. BalancedMan

    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    I thought about auctioning off my virginity, but I sadly lost it in a drunk night when I was just shy of 20. I remember some guy who did that on eBay several years ago, it made all the news shows.

    But regardless, she isn't worth anything like that. At best she's an HB7....maybe a 7.5 if you really like her look or something. That's assuming her body is slightly better than average (which I'm assuming it's about average). Give me a crowded room on any given night and I could bring home a girl or two that are hotter than her. And have you seen girls in San Diego? That may be the one place where an average girl like her might struggle to find a cuter, eager guy at the bar.

    Anyone else find it weird that the news story is on a British newspaper instead of an American one? Tabloid whores. I bet it's some pathetic British guy with bad teeth who can't get anything from the "easy" girls over there.
     
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  19. Денг Гордон

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    If I was a girl, I would have whored myself off for a few million.

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  20. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'd whore myself for $5!
     
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