OMG LOLZ! The Blazers gossip and rumors thread

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  1. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    Might be fun just for the hell of it.

    Just post your rumors, conjectures and unsubstantiated shots at the blazers in this thread.


    Greg Oden eats by himself.

    Jerryd Bayless only eats lettuce and other vegetables raw. Keeps him focused.

    those kind of things. same thing about the Rebecca Harlow post-game interview and its implications! :lol:
     
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    Rudy and Sergio mock their teammates in Spanish. On Twitter.
     
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    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    Nic Batum usually sits by himself on the blazers plane and hums french songs while staring out the window.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Channing loves to fart on planes.
     
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    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    Which blazers do you think browse online to see what people say about them? I'm thinking Greg does it for sure. Outlaw too.

    I'm guessing Sergio doesn't even know what an "e-mail" is.
     
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    Unfortunately cruciferous vegetables make him gassy. The rumors about him being antisocial are completely untrue... it's just that the other players keep a wider permiter around him (for obvious reasons).
     
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    DaRizzle is a No Talent Ass Clown......... oh wait, we all know this to be true! My bad!
     
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    Bayless is undefeated in the Staring Contests held on Blazers-One. Outlaw has yet to break 10 seconds.
     
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    DaRizzle ain't on the blazers......or is he?
     
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    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    Steve Blake spends half his day browsing the aisles at the Tualitin Fred Meyers looking for deals.
     
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    Trying to pair blazers with what kind of cars they would drive.

    Oden- GMC Yukon or Escalade
    Outlaw- that crazy hooptie
    Roy- Lexus SUV
    Martell- Ferarri
    Rudy- Audi A5 coupe
    Blake- Benz E-class
    Pryzbilla- Yukon or Chevy Truck
    Bayless- Infiniti G35
     
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    Joel Pryzbilla rubs his hands in olive oil before every game, because he believes it helps him catch the ball on offense.
     
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    Travis Outlaw once swore.
     
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    I can see Outlaw fishing for Trout on a lake for some reason. on a boat.
     
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    SBO- can see that guy at Up Front FX every saturday night doing the guido fist pump in his striped shirt with popped collars.
     
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    Batum enjoys bottomless freedom fries at Red Robin.
     
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    Nic Batum has never eaten fast food in his life. Even when the blazers were stuck in snow and had to stop off at burger king, he broke out a powerbar.
     
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    Steve Blake's wife had a 3-way with Rebecca Harlow and Rudy's girlfriend. (inspired by ABM's new thread)
     
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    In France, they call them "french fries." Really.
     
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    you know, I went to Amsterdam...and the Quarter pounder WAS called a Quarter pounder (at least at the airport)
     
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