No dude wants to get fucking married at 19 or 20. He's probably getting more ass than a toilet seat now. Fuck spending your 20s taking care of some poopy-ass kid.
Bristol Palin said in a statement issued through a spokeswoman for her mother's political action committee that she was "devastated." That's so odd.
Or maybe she quit putting out after she had the baby and told him the Lord said they'd have to wait until they were man and wife.
You could say the same about Morgantown, WV. My point, Jethro, is that you're hardly an urban sophisticate.