Breaking News.... Phil Jackson [merged]

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by ABM, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    31,865
    Likes Received:
    5,785
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Commercial Real Estate
    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Re: Breaking News....


    To me, it's not an "issue" as much as it's "interesting". I could be off-base, but it just seemed Philesque for him to decide to miss the game. ;)
     
  2. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    26,226
    Likes Received:
    14,407
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    User Interface Designer
    Location:
    Hello darkness, my old friend
    Re: Breaking News....

    Yeah, I wasn't criticizing it being mentioned...just that I don't think it'll make any difference to the outcome of the game.
     
  3. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    32,870
    Likes Received:
    291
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Tualatin, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    Phil Jackson hates coming to Portland, and he should since he can't seem to win very often in this city since Shaq left him.

    That said, this is their last road game of the year, and airplanes can exacerbate swelling. This way, he doesn't get on a plane for a few weeks.
     
  4. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2008
    Messages:
    19,094
    Likes Received:
    22,763
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Breaking News....

    True, but it's not like he'd be flying coach. They have big, comfy recliners on the Laker plane. Phil could rest the whole flight with his legs elevated (I also get swelling in my lower legs and elevating them is the best way to make the sweeling go down).

    Still, if it's bothering him, I can understand not wanting to make the trip.

    BNM
     
  5. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2008
    Messages:
    7,789
    Likes Received:
    47
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Writing about sports
    Location:
    Canby, Wilsonville, Portland
    Re: Breaking News....

    So if this was Game 7 of the NBA Finals tomorrow, he wouldn't be able to make it? Give me a break... I hope they lose their HCA throughout the playoffs.
     
  6. La Bomba

    La Bomba The Future

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2008
    Messages:
    1,666
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Memphis
    Re: Breaking News....

    Yes, he's back.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    31,865
    Likes Received:
    5,785
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Commercial Real Estate
    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Re: Breaking News....

    While on the bench, Phil could just place a frozen can of can of corn, or even a cold Coke, under his foot and roll it back and forth. That would certainly help.
     
  8. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2008
    Messages:
    19,094
    Likes Received:
    22,763
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Breaking News....

    I don't think that's the issue (so much), I think all the walking around, to/from the plane, bus, etc. By skipping the trip, he can just stay home and rest with his feet elevated.

    Or, he's just a freakin' coward. Take your pick.

    BNM
     
  9. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    32,870
    Likes Received:
    291
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Tualatin, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    I'll go with the latter. ;)
     
  10. JE

    JE Suspended

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2007
    Messages:
    6,547
    Likes Received:
    39
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    in between jobs right now
    Re: Breaking News....

    Or maybe sitting on an airplane for a while isn't a great way to improve his condition.
     
  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    31,865
    Likes Received:
    5,785
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Commercial Real Estate
    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Re: Breaking News....

    :lol:

    Just in case you guys didn't know, Phil's dealing with plantar fasciitis.
     
  12. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,303
    Likes Received:
    5,884
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Merchant Banker
    Location:
    Denver, CO & Lake Oswego, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    This is pure gamesmanship by Phil. There was no reason to annouce it otherwise.

    He creates a little storyline and puts his team in a no-lose position. If they win, they won one for the Zen Master. If they lose, they have an excuse.

    This is right out of the 1991 Pat Riley handbook, which--unfortunately--worked. I hope Stern fines him in the same fashion.
     
  13. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,303
    Likes Received:
    5,884
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Merchant Banker
    Location:
    Denver, CO & Lake Oswego, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    Aw, poor baby. Put your foot on a bag of frozen peas. I think Willis Reed is out there somewhere saying, "my former teammate is a big pussy."
     
  14. ¹²³

    ¹²³ ¼½¾

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2008
    Messages:
    3,466
    Likes Received:
    30
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Re: Breaking News....

    [​IMG]
     
  15. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2008
    Messages:
    28,303
    Likes Received:
    5,884
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Merchant Banker
    Location:
    Denver, CO & Lake Oswego, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    Is Brian Shaw really wearing sunglasses on the bench? That's embarrassing.
     
  16. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2008
    Messages:
    7,789
    Likes Received:
    47
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Writing about sports
    Location:
    Canby, Wilsonville, Portland
    Re: Breaking News....

    I think he was wearing sunglasses because he had eye surgery or something, maybe laser eye surgery.
     
  17. ironcrotch

    ironcrotch Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    1,675
    Likes Received:
    34
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Re: Breaking News....

    Stunna shades, bro.
     
  18. JE

    JE Suspended

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2007
    Messages:
    6,547
    Likes Received:
    39
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    in between jobs right now
    Re: Breaking News....

    I'm pretty sure this is a joke post, but when it comes to Blazer fans talking about anything Lakers-related, I can never be sure.
     
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2009
  19. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2008
    Messages:
    17,222
    Likes Received:
    11,898
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Systems Analyst
    Location:
    Beaverton, Oregon
    Re: Breaking News....

    Plantar Fasciitis??? What fucking joke! He's a puss...
     
  20. noknobs

    noknobs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    4,911
    Likes Received:
    6,292
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Breaking News....

    Yeah, I'm sure he told his foot to get swollen from plantar fasciitis because he's just playing games... :crazy:

    What the fuck is wrong with some of you?
     

Share This Page