you should be starting and killing these fools 30 mins a game in NY city!!! portland is cool but they love pryz not you! let them have it. come home couz
Don't lie to everyone. I am Greg Oden's personal paranormal guide to the afterlife, and his chef, couzin and brother in law. And I'm rather offended that you keep putting yourself out there as his paranormal guide to the afterlife, when we both know that it is me who is that.
Perhaps I am YOUR paranormal guide to the afterlife and to soften the blow of guiding you to the afterlife I am allowing you to be under the impression you are the all-powerful entity for a few months. Roll that over in your brain a few times.
I'm so sorry it came to this Julius, but yes. The gig is up and now you have to move on to the next stage of the cycle of life. I will resume my duties effective immediately.
I'm going to guess you have had a little too much to drink and will look at these threads in the morning and be embarrassed and reflective.
[playing along]I would hope Greg has better things to do than to read a message board at 12:09 after game night [/playing along]
btw, is there anything greater than not taking the bait from a troll, and totally making fun of their threads and hijacking them with pointless conversations between people? If there is, I'm not sure what it is.
As someone who played a text rpg for 10 years (MAKE YOUR JOKES PEOPLE) these pointless conversations about random topics are nothing to me. They are just simple ways to amuse myself and freak out people who take themselves too seriously.
I like turtles only because of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; in particular the live-action movies from the early 90s. Rafael/Raphael was my favorite simply because he had the red bandanna and red is my favorite color. Also because I'm pretty positive he was in love with April which seems really innocent when you're between the ages of 5-10 but becomes a little odd once you realize that hey he's a turtle who should be small but is humanoid because mutant ooze and hey she really is a human and I'm pretty sure there is no way they could even give eachother a platonic kiss because his mouth is gigantic and awkwardly shaped. That was one really long run-on sentence. My friend AJ had a turtle growing up and we would feed it worms, but I felt bad for the worms. Turtles are kinda peaceful because they just sit in their tanks and stare at you and they never beg you for attention. Although one time we took his turtle out of the tank to clean the tank and the turtle went on an adventure of epic proportions through the house - which was really fun to experience as an eight year old. See? I can go on about anything. The power of roleplaying and being a girl - I can literally never shutup if I don't want to do so. This thread is now officially derailed.
What is up? Is 4Chan off-line or something? Somebody needs to close the damn cat-flap and keep these trolls out.
