Teaser from Canzano

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  1. UKRAINEFAN

    UKRAINEFAN Well-Known Member

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  2. UKRAINEFAN

    UKRAINEFAN Well-Known Member

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    I can't think of any other prominent player who would evenly be remotely available.....unless Steve Nash....
     
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    KP is probably toying with Crapzano. Pritchslapping him! :)

    We all know some sort of trade will be made this summer.
     
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    I was going to say the same thing. KP is messing with Canzano.

    [texting] "Clownzano is a bigger douche nozzle in person lol" - KP

    "Man, seriously, if you only knew who I was talking about." - KP
     
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    UKRAINEFAN Well-Known Member

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    I thought of that too; but I just want to be hopeful, still smarting from a lack of trade at the deadline.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Guys, it's clear who KP was talking about. He knows we need a point guard, and we know who Canzano believes is the best guy out there.

    Ladies and gentlemen, your new starting point guard for the Portland Trail Blazers--Pooh Jeter.
     
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    Oh man, don't jinx it, Maxie! P-Jetes is so totally the missing piece.

    Pooh it!
     
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    For all anyone here knows he could have been talking about one of the Blazers.
     
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    We all know Canzano name drops and stretches the truth to make himself look more important than he is. On top of that, he is still jumping to conclusions in a big way, even if what KP said was true.

    I would put that statement in the same category as "Just because we aren't in the lottery, doesn't mean we won't pick in the lottery."
     
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    "...you'd shit a brick."

    Darius Miles as Portland's new veteran small forward, with Batum backing him up.
     
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    That's how I read it.

    -Pop
     
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    haahahasAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

    ahhhh

    i'm stealing this
     
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    Yeah... from here on til draft night, take everything KP says with a grain of salt. The guy won't say or reveal anything what his plans are.
     
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    P-Jetes? :lol: I said that out loud to myself and it brought a smile to my face.
     
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    I thought it was funny that Crapzano talked to KP "last Saturday" and didnt report this major quote :wink: until yesterday.
     
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    Misquote. KP actually said:

    Then he shook his head, but Canzano couldn't see that over the phone.

    barfo
     
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    He had to run it through the Corel WordPerverter (TM) spell-checker. Then call up his list of "verifiers". And give KP time to forget whether or not he actually talked to Canzano Saturday.
     
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    Think KP meant "Nobody".
     
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    It's only at the trade deadline when KP makes no moves. Then again he has never made a trade to bring in an established player.
     
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    James Jones?
     

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