Family problems, I need some input

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  1. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask:
     
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  2. CelticKing

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    So this is your real father who was having sex with your GF?


    I feel bad for you dude. :(
     
  3. Master Shake

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  4. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    Yeah, it's my real dad, of all people. He had my GF on the counter. It's an image I can't erase from my mind.

    Check the picture too. She's a beauty.
     
  5. CelticKing

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    That sucks man. I guess I would say stay from him at least for a few days, until things cool down.
     
  6. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I put my meat in her, too.
     
  7. CelticKing

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    lol ^ that solves the problem ;)
     
  8. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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  9. Colonel Ronan

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    I gave your GF my secret blend of herbs and spices.
     
  10. 44Thrilla

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    I heard your GF can handle 6-8 sausages at a time.
     
  11. AKIRA

    AKIRA GO LAKERS!!!

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    jesus christ! i would fucking kill them both, fuck that, man, you have atleast got to get your dad for that man, fuck him up.

    edit: oh yeah good one, very clever.
     
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  12. huevonkiller

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    No scrubbing will ever get that clean.
     
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    Are you for real? Because someone else or it was it you that the same exact thing(and pic) as some dude on another site on I go.
     
  15. Colonel Ronan

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    Yeah, it sounds familiar to me too.
     
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    That story was too crazy to be real. I would've definitely seen it on Maury first.
     
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    Wow.
     

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