They had a party next door all day long. He passed out around 6:00. He went into his room and locked the door. His buddies climbed in the window and opened the door. They proceeded to write all over him with a purple sharpie for the next hour and a half. He didn't wake up the whole time. He's going to be scrubbing himself raw in the shower for the next few days to get all that stuff off.
The rule is that if you make it to your own bed then you are safe. I hope the guy gets major revenge on the dudes who broke the rule.
Man. I rarely consider myself the voice of maturity when it comes to drinking, but ... I would be so pissed if my friends wrote on me. Like pissed for real. Ed O.
I fell asleep at a birthday party sleepover when I was 13 (we weren't drinking; just got tired). Some guy I didn't know well farted on my head and I woke up but pretended to stay asleep. He came over again, dropped his drawers, and I jumped up and beat the crap out of him. I pretty much wrote that guy off a that point, and oddly, nobody ever messed with me again.
back in college, my neighbors dumped a bottle of lawry's seasoning salt on my head while i was sleeping. I was ready to fucking kill them, the RA's had to get involved when I was trying to break down the fucking door.