I dreamt: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by KingSpeed, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. KingSpeed

    KingSpeed Veteran

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2008
    Messages:
    63,193
    Likes Received:
    22,391
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    actor
    Location:
    New York
    I dreamt this last night. Very weird. Just remembered the dream. It was so real. We traded Bayless and a pick for Yao. I wasn't totally clear that he was cleared to play, but it sounded like he was cuz everyone was picking us to win it all after the trade went through. Some were down that this would now slow down Oden's development and there was talk on here about triple towers. Very odd. It was soooo real.
     
  2. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2008
    Messages:
    28,071
    Likes Received:
    10,384
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    I dreamt my Blazer baseball cap turned into a sesame seed hamburger bun when I ran it through the wash.

    PG - Batum (6'8")
    SG - LMA (6'11")
    SF - Joel (7'1")
    PF - Oden (7'0")
    C - Yao (7'5")

    :ghoti:
     
  3. LameR

    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2005
    Messages:
    2,175
    Likes Received:
    137
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Occupation:
    Soccer Coach
    Location:
    Cincinnati
    Re: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    This thread needs a more accurate title.
     
  4. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    29,150
    Likes Received:
    9,829
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Phone Psychic
    Location:
    The Deep State, US and A.
    Re: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    If Houston trades Yao Ming, that should raise red flags immediately.
     
  5. LOTBfan

    LOTBfan dangling chad

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    907
    Likes Received:
    18
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    i thought we were going to run thabeet at PG?
     
  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    93,983
    Likes Received:
    57,118
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    So he can sit on our bench instead of theirs? :dunno:
     
  7. brsinepyce

    brsinepyce S'go ZERS!

    Joined:
    May 10, 2009
    Messages:
    68
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Location:
    Beaverton, OR
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    one time I had a dream that Rudy got traded to the warriors. I saw him at a press conference wearing his jersey, then I woke up in a cold sweat.
     
  8. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    44,778
    Likes Received:
    27,534
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming



    You should stop eating spicy foods right before bedtime Eric. Bayless and a pick for Yao is more a dillusion than a dream.
     
  9. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2007
    Messages:
    13,168
    Likes Received:
    114
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Toronto City
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    I had a dream....

    [video=youtube;PbUtL_0vAJk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk[/video]
     
  10. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow piss

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    5,196
    Likes Received:
    676
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    hell
    Location:
    shit
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    I had a dream that Yao got elected president and everyone loved him.

    Seriously.
     
  11. SodaPopinski

    SodaPopinski Tigers love pepper

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    1,856
    Likes Received:
    50
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    I agree the subject of this thread should be changed ... probably to "I had a dream that the Blazers traded for Yao Ming." When I read the subject, I thought the OP was absolutely delusional, wanting to trade for a dude on a couple of bad wheels.
     
  12. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    26,628
    Likes Received:
    20,308
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Poster Boy
    Location:
    Blazerlandia
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    As formidable as Yoa is when healthy, I have absolutely no desire to 'trade' for him (if it were even possible without gutting the team). The Blazers have literally 2 starting centers and a near all-star, future all-star, versatile PF. Oden is going to be a monster, and for a long time. Yao is going to be injured -- forever. No thanks.
     
  13. KingSpeed

    KingSpeed Veteran

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2008
    Messages:
    63,193
    Likes Received:
    22,391
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    actor
    Location:
    New York
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    This new title is TOTALLY inaccurate. It is not my dream for us to trade for Yao. It is merely what I dreamed. There is a difference.
     
  14. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    26,628
    Likes Received:
    20,308
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Poster Boy
    Location:
    Blazerlandia
    Re: My Dream: Blazers trade for Yao Ming

    The title is slightly misleading but your post clears it up. Maybe they could change it to: "I had a nightmare last night: Blazers traded for Yao." LOL Just kidding. It's clear you aren't advocating a trade.

    You should propose your own new title.

    You must really be looking forward to all the east coast Blazers games you are going to be seeing this year to be dreaming Blazers already!

    :cheers:
     
  15. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2008
    Messages:
    7,981
    Likes Received:
    4,389
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Seattle
    I had a dream last night that a prominent Blazer had a knee injury of unknown severity against the Wizards in Washington. I hope it is not a premonition, but it does seem more likely than a trade for Yao:dunno:
     
  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    93,983
    Likes Received:
    57,118
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    I once had a dream that Bonzi Wells would be injured against the Miami Heat......... and then he was.
     
  17. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2008
    Messages:
    28,071
    Likes Received:
    10,384
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I thought that was against Golden State... I was at that game. *shudder*
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2008
    Messages:
    93,983
    Likes Received:
    57,118
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Portland, OR
    This one wasn't as serious. I think he pulled a hammi or something.
     
  19. bintim

    bintim Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    502
    Likes Received:
    11
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Occupation:
    electrician
    Location:
    Hillsboro, Oregon
    So Eric maybe you could start a web log about your dreams and we could all try to interpret them for you. They are never as they seem, could be some deep hidden meaning in one of them that one of our psychics could interpret.

    Think about it.
     
  20. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    26,628
    Likes Received:
    20,308
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Poster Boy
    Location:
    Blazerlandia
    Hey bintim, where is sonofbintim? :cheers:
     

Share This Page