http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/10/meet_the_blazers_if_i_were_str.html good for a few laughs!
Rudy, Juwan, Dante, and Webster are the only smart ones. Guys like Lamarcus and Greg will just watch TV until they die a week later. Andre, Outlaw, and Bayless will drag their families down with them. Joel will burn himself.
don't change your underwear for 2 weeks and you'll have a crusty boat there. Of course, that's less time than you usually go between changing your underwear. Hello god, it's me Julius..please don't let him tell us that he goes commando...
Not to go all geographical on you, but unless there's a mountain tall enough for clouds to form around, islands in the tropics only get rain when there's a major storm. I vote for HCP's big-assed boat.
I love Miller's answer .. and then his laugh after he gives it: "My woman ... no water, just my woman ... Hah!"
You know at first, I thought Nic's response was silly and amusing, but then if you think about it... You can order a pizza online, you can order groceries, you could probably contact the coast guard. Also, Martel is a genius! (three wishes)
LOL @ Andre. Then the polar opposite in Bayless, "I'd want my mommy." LMAO Does Andre Miller remind anybody else of Richard Pryor when he talks?