Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died. the comments below the jokes are better than the jokes http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/dead-michael-jackson-jokes