My very own Zach poem.

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I do not like Zach, no I don't.

    I think Zach is just a plain joke.

    No matter if he changed, or can give you 20,

    the dude is a bum and ain't worth his type of money.

    So thank the good Lord that he was moved away.

    So all the Blazer fans have someone to praise.

    Anyone thinking Zach is the answer.

    Must look at themselves and think "he is a cancer"

    ............


    Goodbye Zach, I thank God you are still filling those stats on losing franchises.

    Okay I know I'm bored when I talk about a player that hasn't been on this roster for 3 years. :P
     
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  2. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...my poem was short and sweet:

    zBO must GO!!!
     
  3. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    zbo has a gift
    basketball has made him rich
    so he makes it rain
     
  4. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    Zach, Zach, the magical fruit
    the more he plays
    the more he shoots.

    Zach Randolph.
     
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    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    :clap:

    Win!
     
  6. Rodolfo

    Rodolfo Double Stamp>Triple Stamp

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    Just say no, to Zbo.
     
  7. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    the more he shoots
    the better he scores
    so let him shoot 20 times more!
     
  8. Further

    Further Guy

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    A turtle grew in his pond and swam along the stagnant water,
    he kept growing and honed his skill as the pond marauder.
    The frogs and fish and bugs that skimmed along the top,
    all knew the large turtle would call every shot.

    One day the turtle left to find a great and clean lake,
    and he met other turtles who liked his size and his shake.
    He was an impressive turtle who quickly became king,
    some older turtles left and then came the sting.

    But this turtle tribe was competing with bigger fish,
    birds, bull frogs, snakes, the outlook was bleakish.
    Hunting was shabby and all blamed the big turtle,
    who could not carry his tribe to waters more fertile.

    The big turtle was made king but alas there's an issue,
    don't weep for his glory, no need to soil a tissue.
    He should never have been made king, it was his hurdle,
    because no matter how big he was, a turtles a turtle.
     
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  9. KingSpeed

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    Last I checked, the Grizzlies are playing pretty well. In fact, they smoked us in our building.

    Lately, he's been putting up big numbers in WINS.

    Why hate on the guy?
     
  10. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Pro-Zach, from Ireland and Japan

    There was a great basketball player
    Who got more heavier and weigher
    He consistently
    Made 10 and 20
    And more when challenged by a dare-er.

    Like fog, the Fs leap to mind--
    Frye and Francis and--
    Give and ye shall not receive.
     
  11. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    There should be a former players thread dedicated to posts like these. Zach doesn't play here anymore why slag on him? Because he's doing well? Weak!
     
  12. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Not everyone slagged on him.
     
  13. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Yeah, I'd still like to see a former players thread though, stickied to the top even.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I like turtles.

    barfo
     
  15. KingSpeed

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    Grizzlies are now 16-16. Is he still a cancer?
     
  16. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    OK, so possibly he's worth having in a contract year...one season does not a career erase!
     
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    ucatchtrout Well-Known Member

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    the more he shoots
    the better he feels
    then he takes his posse to the strip club for their postgame meals
     
  18. Draco

    Draco Well-Known Member

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    He is under contract for next season.
     
  19. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    WTF? Really? Mike Rice steered me wrong!
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    GOD nailed it. Good supporting player, but don't try to turn him into something he isn't. If Nash hadn't given him that silly contract, people would have an entirely different view of the guy.
     

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