Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

When dissecting in biology, we chucked a few organs into hard-to-reach crevices around the lab.

 

we had a crippled teacher at school who had a stroke and limped around. one night, at like midnight we went in front of his house and just kept on lighting fireworks until he limped outside.then we drove away.

 

Used to use hydrochloric acid to write on people's lawns and kill the grass.

Also used to make hyrdochloric acid bombs, with it and aluminum foil.

 

When I was in middle school, we used to hang out at the mall a lot. It was a decent bus ride away. 30 minutes or so. One time we paid for one of our friends to ride the little santa train with a bunch of 6 year olds. Then we all just left the mall.

 

oh yeah, in college we had this neighbor who we had beef with. so much to the point he moved out of our dorm.

so when he was moving out (it was at night), we called public safety and told them there was a suspicious truck unloading a lot of stereos, and they came and bugged him. we were watching the whole thing and laughing or asses off.

 

I gave my friend a scar under his left eye from hitting him in the face with a recorder(one of those lame little plastic flute type instruments). I was the Macho Man. Well, the Macho King. That was my scepter. He still has a tiny little scar.

 

once there were like 3 black chicks walking out our dorm window. we threw a pack of thunderbombs out our window as they were walking by and it sounded like gunfire..they hit the deck gangsta-style. funny ass shit.

 

At rice bowl (teriyaki joint), we replaced one of the soy sauces..dumped it out and refilled it with Pepsi and then watched the hilarity ensue.

 

One time I gave a chick a pink sock and I slapped it with my wang.

 

I was that little brother in the same story, but couches instead of trampoline. I never had the strength to roll over the figure 4.

 

My brother was on the receiving end of this at the age of 11 and thought he was actually shot. IN lake oswego, on Bryant road. in the early 90s

 

small world!

 

you sir were an asshole. But I did harass a kid in my class who probably had aspergers in the 2nd grade. I also thought it was funny to make my mom cry about one of her brothers (12 siblings) who died when i was 7.

 

this is funny.

 

Is that like this? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mushroom+tattoo

 

he's the kind of teacher that would have gotten a kick out of it.

 

Was he eating outside at a McDonalds, Burger King, and some other place I cant remember? That is where we blasted people.

 

Throwing little pebbles with 2 friends at cars on a quiet residential street. We were on a hill and the drivers for the most part couldnt see us...We stopped doing it when I grabbed too big of a pebble and it went throuh the back passenger side window of a van.....yeah....

I lived right across from my elementary school, and they would have "open house night" for all the parents. We had a perfect spot to water balloon hundreds of cars....then we water-ballooned some HS kids cars (we were in 6th grade I think) ....Ive never ran so hard in my life it was some scary shit but we knew that area good and hid while they searched for quite a while.

....theres many more....