So I hit the girl I am seeing last night. Now I have never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that he was a terrible person, and I shouldn't talk to him ever again, and I was going to turn into him someday. Now he has his faults but he really loves us and she just kept going and going and going until I lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and I punched her in the nose. I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. The blood exploded out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall, hard. She and I sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just completely freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. Eventually she went to stay at her mother's place and I haven't heard from her or the cops yet but I'm still pretty worried. Like I said I've never hit a girl before so I'm freaked out by the whole thing. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh And it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab is rare But I thought nah forget it yo home to bel air I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air
He had me until he said he hit her so hard she hit her head on the wall. We've seen pictures of Buzz; we know that's not possible.
Lesson #1: Do not post evidence of criminal activity online. Lesson #2: After learning lesson #1, lube up and get ready to be a bitch in Prison!
Well according to south park, if you suck dick, your gay. If you are the one getting your dick sucked, your not.
you son of a bitch lol. I was gotten on this one... I went from losing a lot of respect for you to being like WTF!!!
LOL @ your avatar.. at first I just thought it was a pic cause you think she is hot.. then I read the details under it today. Well done good sir!
I thought that as long as you didn't kiss on the lips, it wasn't gay, it only counted as experimentation?
this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here” the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?” The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”
