Valentines Gift's Ideas that she wont read into too much

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  1. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    So who here are in relationships they enjoy but know in the long run it wont last...Well that where Im at. I care about her very much but made sure I never used the "L" word around her.

    So what should I get (if anything) besides the flowers and chocolates? Me cooking for her or us going out for dinner will also happen. We are going to be doing our V-day 2 days after the real one due to her work schedule.

    So any thoughts on how I can by this stupid holiday without digging myself into the ground by either going over the top and her over thinking it or on the flip side her thinking Im being cold and heartless.

    :dunno:
     
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  2. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I think your avitar states it all.

    But seriously, just spend quality time with her. Hold her hand, say nice things... make dinner out a 3-hour affair with lots of talking... Let it go at that. Gifts are over rated.
     
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    If you know it wont last, why are you wasting your time/$$$ now?
     
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  4. DaRizzle

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    Like I said...I still enjoy being with her, I just wouldnt marry her
     
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    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    wtf, I thought you were engaged? :confused:
     
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  7. DaRizzle

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    hahahaha....that was my friends fucking with my facebook when I was at school! There were like 15 people giving me congrats including extended family members....cheeky bastards :lol:

    I had to announce i wasnt engaged
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

    2: Put your junk in that box

    3: Make her open the box

    [video=youtube;WhwbxEfy7fg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg[/video]
     
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    Go donate blood together at the Red Cross.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    When you pull it out of her ass, ask politely for a towel instead of wiping your dick on her curtains...
     
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    Flowers and chocolate? your presence should be good enough!
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    No problem. Make sure to also jam a feather or a rose up to and perhaps under her eyelid. Girls like that.

    Also, tell her, "You are as smart as you are beautiful." I've never like lying much, so back when I was a playa I preferred compliments that worked on dumb ugly chicks as well as smart hot ones.
     
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    Hiiii,



    Girlfriends are the next best thing to heaven, and how we love it when we see them happy all the time. There's something about them that keeps us guys grounded and inspired and most importantly, we want to make each day a romantic day for them. Making her fall in love with you everyday is one of the most romantic things you can do. Below are few techniques and tips on how to impress your girlfriend --- and make her want you more and more!
     
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  18. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hi PapaG.

    does that mean being single is hell?
    so wait, we have to do that every day? is it a two way street?

    I suggest you call her dozen times a night, and at all hours of the day.
    Also, tell her when your Aunt Flo is visiting.

    What if her favorite meal is a peanut butter sandwich?
    Honey, I made this song for you. "my dog has fleas....will you blow me please? Get down on your knees..."

    I suggest you also grab dat ass, and shake it! And remind everyone that you tap dat.
    Yeah...that's lame. "here honey, here's a dog. His name? Julius. What do you mean you can't have pets at your place? What the hell? What the hell am I going to do with this stupid ass dog? It's your responsibili...no, I named it after myself because someone online said it would score me points with you...no, I'm not just trying to get in your pants! What the hell, I'm trying to do something nice here and you have to be a bitch about it!

    WHAT? I didn't say you were a bitch! I said you were being A bitch about it! Yes there IS a difference....

    Damnit....what the hell am I going to do with this stupid dog? I'm allergic to dogs...come on Julius, let's go. No, let's go. Stop humping my leg! Oh crap man, you think I'm picking up that? Screw the pooper scooper laws...this ain't my dog"

    and when she least expects it, push her in the ocean! Girls love being playful.

    Wouldn't a dutch oven accomplish the same thing, and be significantly cheaper?
    Do it in Klingon! qaparHa' !

    Better yet, kiss here WHERE she least expects it!
    No, he wants to make 2 days after Valentines a romantic and intense day for him and his girlfriend. Didn't you read this original post?

    Um...you're welcome? not sure what you're thanking anyone for..
     
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  19. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    ...or save a lot of time and effort and just put your dick in a box. It only takes three steps!
     
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    Give her the gift of Freedom.

    She still has time to find a REAL MAN!
     
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