Anybody Know....

Do you still have to go through a metal detector to get into the game? This is the first game I've attended since they announced they would be doing that. I need to know if I need to buy a plastic flask, or if my metal Blazers flask is good to go.

Thanks in advance.

Go Blazers

Beat LA! Beat LA!

 

There were metal detectors for the Spurs game. I suspect there would be for the Lakers game as well. It would be better, however, if there was a written test. That would eliminate all the Lakers fans.

 

Better safe than sorry...I've been bringing my old school glass flask in lately...problem is it holds WAY too much so I've been getting drunk...

 

Yes, theres metal detectors again for this one.
Which gate are you coming in and what section are you located at? (like your going to tell me) I just couldn't resist.

 

Thanks for the heads up, gentlemen. I would hate to have them take my metal Blazers flask, even if I can't take it to games anymore.

I cruised right through with the plastic flask. My brother in law set off the detector with all the metal buttons and zippers on his leather jacket. They went over him with a wand and let him pass.

My brother in law sat next to a full blown Barney at the game. He was all decked out in Lakers gear, with this weird looking knit watch cap, that looked like someone hand knit for him.

The guy was a complete a-hole. Would do/say obnoxious bull crap, then want to shake hands. When he wanted to shake hands, my bro-in-law told him, "Fuck that. I'm not shaking hands with some Laker boner that wears a tea cozy on his head. That didn't slow him down much, but he quit talking to us.

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I need to know can I bring in an Uzi, or should I just bring a graphite survival knife or an underwear bomb? Or I could just start screaming "FIRE!", "FIRE!", "FIRE!", and watch the crowd trample themselves to death. Using 1950's technology and claiming to combat terrorism is sad beyond belief. You'd get a higher detection rate if you politely asked everyone if they were carrying.

Guess it'll be decades before Americans get brains, become men again, and find their Big Brother's archaic and impotent "protections" are nothing but a ball and chain to enslave them.

 

I wonder if DaRizzle wears a tea cozy on his head?

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Andalusian again.

 

At that point, I guess all the brainy Americans will just carry an Uzi wherever they go. Nobody enslaving anybody with an Uzi!

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That was priceless. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

 

You're right, strip searches would be better.