America's scary sub-cultures

No worries, you're cool then. I'm only worried about the folks with hundreds of guns.

 

People who turn their nose at K-mart shoppers?

 

14 year olds obsessed with "old school" shoes that were made before they were born.

 

The whole Pyramid scheme bullshit. There are a bunch of youtube vids out there of weird fucking people trying to pitch their weird scams.

[video=youtube;9Ci1xXHiCpY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ci1xXHiCpY[/video]

 

foodies are fucking scary too. like serious food blogger types.

 

That's a cult, not a sub-culture.

 

Anyone under 7 foot 2. I hate all you little weenies.

 

Are you part of that poor group?

 

Black people.

 

Fuck no. Bunch of pussies.

The beauty of maligning the Amish online is that they'll never see it. And even if they could, what are they gonna do? Not allow you to help build their barn? Hoist their suspenders in a disapproving manner? Refuse to allow you to marry their inbred fucktarded daughters?

 

They are weak, but scary when in packs.

 

As for truly scary American subcultures, I'd go with the extreme fringe right. In the past 15 years they've blown up a federal building in Oklahoma, had a compound in Waco burn down--killing women and children, had their family killed over a sawed-off shotgun in Ruby Ridge Idaho, bombed the Atlanta Olympics, brought assault rifles to presidential rallies, killed a doctor for working at an abortion clinic....

Hang out in a bar in any small town in Idaho (outside of Sun Valley) for very long and wait for politics to come up. Eventually you'll run into some drunk right wing nut, and it's depressing how often "nuke 'em all" comes up as a viable solution in conversation.

 

Funny. I thought it was Matthew McCanaughey. Seriously.