The OFFICIAL Phoenix shit-talking thread

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    PHOENIX = BIG DESERT SHITHOLE WITH TRACK HOUSING, EMPTY MINI-MALLS AND THE NEW DRUG ROUTE FOR MEXICAN CARTELS

    PORTLAND = NATIONALLY RENOWNED RESTAURANTS AND FOCUS ON PRODUCE, MICRO-BREWS THAT KICK THE SHIT OUT OF DESERT PISS, AND A SUSTAINABLE CULTURE INSTEAD OF ONE OWNED BY BIG CORPORATIONS

    DEAL.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Apr 14, 2010
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    Sure, but they're still going to go on runs. They always do. The key is to not get caught up in that type of game.
     
    BGrantFan, Apr 14, 2010
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  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    YOUR SENATOR LOST HIPPIES.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Apr 14, 2010
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  4. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    What happened to my senator???
     
    Blazer_Hippie, Apr 14, 2010
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  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Might as well call this the woofing thread...... :sigh:
     
    Natebishop3, Apr 14, 2010
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  6. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Might as well call this the Santa Claus and Easter Bunny thread, because it's all in your head:devilwink:
     
    Eastoff, Apr 14, 2010
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  7. bluefrog

    bluefrog Go Blazers, GO!

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    Your city is full of retirees and rednecks and you have no culture!
     
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    Phoenix can suck my dick. They're going down. I kinda feel sorry for them. They are gonna be us last year. A hot team who has run into the wrong matchup. We held them to 12 ppg less than their average this season. They're completely screwed. I expect us to win this in 6 games tops. Wouldn't be surprised at all if we finished them in 5.
     
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    Your coffee scene is mediocre at best compared to Portland and even the football Cardinals no longer want to associate their team with your city.

    But I think it will be a good series between our basketball clubs.
     
    Minstrel, Apr 15, 2010
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  10. BoBoBREWSKI

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    Anyone know where I can find a big version of the Suns logo with "GAY" instead of "PHX"?
    I tried using Google image search but couldnt find it... but did see some very disturbing pictures. yuck!
     
    BoBoBREWSKI, Apr 15, 2010
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  11. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    Serves you right for googling something like that...:lol:
     
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  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I ran through your poorly designed airport last month. Whoever designed that shithole needs to be beat down.

    Eat a dick Phoenix!
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Apr 15, 2010
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  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Portland = drive to the coast

    Phoenix = drive to a desert
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Apr 15, 2010
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  14. GoBlazersGo

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    Dear, Phoenix...









    I hope you choke on a bag full of camel dicks! Blazers in 6 (W, L, W, W, L, W)!


    Sincerely,
    GoBlazersGo
     
    GoBlazersGo, Apr 15, 2010
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    Dear Phoenix,
    You may have hotter college girls than us, but your PG is one of the ugliest dudes on earth. Get that Canuck a haircut!
    Sincerely,
    Drive Thru Boy
     
    BoBoBREWSKI, Apr 15, 2010
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  16. GoBlazersGo

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    Here are a couple more for ya, Beer Boy!

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    GoBlazersGo, Apr 15, 2010
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  17. BoBoBREWSKI

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    NICE!
     
    BoBoBREWSKI, Apr 15, 2010
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  18. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Just because their logo is a flaming basketball doesn't mean... OMG you're right!
     
    Eastoff, Apr 15, 2010
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  19. GoBlazersGo

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    *BUMP*

    Phoenix SUX!
     
    GoBlazersGo, Apr 15, 2010
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  20. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    Canadian PG's with hippy hair and hippy political views are gay canadians with hippy hair and hippy political views!

    I actually have no hatred for the Suns. It sucks. I kind of wish I did. I love Nash. I'm sure by the end of the series I'll be full of hate for them, though. I eventually hate all Blazers opponents.
     
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