The Only Way We Can Win Game 2 is............

if EVERYONE of us does the EXACT same thing we did on Sunday! Eat the same food, wear the same clothes, go to church if you have to. And in the case of the majority of you geeks on here, play your video games and talk to your blow-up girlfriends in your mom's basement the same way you did on the day of game one. I think we can do it, all HCP has to do is roll over, do BeerBoy's sister from behind while listening to Open Arms by Journey and watching Perry Mason reruns! Get 'er done!

 

In my case, I'll be bbqing at your house, then laying the pipe to your wife! All the while, your kids call me "Uncle".

 

Actually, I did have a girl over last night with me during the game. Maybe this is a good excuse to get her over here again. She actually asked "how are WE doing" when it came to the blazer game, nearly melted my heart that she had become a blazer fan for me.

 

What if I were watching the Thunder/Lakers, Magic/Bobcats, and Spurs/Mavs games the whole day. How am I able to do that come tomorrow?

 

Find them on the internet and rewatch them.

 

We don't need that silly superstition...the Blazers have this in the bag. There is NO way the Blazers can lose this game.

And, anyway, it's not like anything more can go wrong for the Blazers. I defy anyone, yea even the gods themselves, to try and stop the Blazers.

*waits*

...yeah, that's what I thought. Lame, pathetic gods.

 

For all you konw Andre Miller just slipped and tore his knee in the shower.

(seriously, if that happened, how awful and freaked out would you feel?)

 

that means i have to skip school and study all day

 

Just between me and you...... I know their are a lot of cold lonely nights out on the farm, but that is NO excuse to hook up with your cousin. Don't use my Blazers as an excuse to hook up with hot family members. Shame on you!

 

I'd probably be a little worried about vengeful gods who, apparently, actually do have quite a bit of power and probably aren't thrilled with me ATM.

But no one can injure Andre Miller. He's indestructible. So I'm safe.

 

We didnt hook up... their was a blazer game on!

 

Honestly? I'm not sure I would even blink.

 

I spent the night with a lady in Portland, she said her husband was away on business in Phoenix. I guess he works for the Blazers, I asked what his name was but all she said was "The". I was like The what? Anyway should I repeat this?

 

lol ok now that was a creative way of saying the famous "i bang hcps wife". usually the jokes are bland, but that was creative and good.

 

I'm actually pretty certain that Miller is nosferatu ... maybe that's why he never smiles; doesn't want to expose his 2 inch canines.

 

Eh, when you actually make jokes directly specific about the kids or say they call you "daddy", that's crossing the line.