Fuck The Suns!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    ironcrotch Well-Known Member

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    Fuck the suns!!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Suck the Funs!.... wait.... that didn't sound right.
     
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    Kick the shit out of the Suns.

    However, I find it a little odd to play the Suns because I don't have that hatred in my heart that I have for so many of the other teams we face like the Lakers, Utah and Denver. Those three teams, and to a lesser extent Dallas and the spurs all get under my skin and I truly want to see them suffer. Playing the Suns, I want the Blazers to win, but don't have that fire inside me demanding heads on platters.
     
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    GoBlazersGo Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, [​IMG]!
     
    GoBlazersGo, Apr 20, 2010
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  6. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Fuck the Suns, and their shitty fans!
     
    HailBlazers, Apr 20, 2010
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    All of them? Won't you be jealous?
     
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    MOON THE SUNS!

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    [video=youtube;j7L1XR07CRQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7L1XR07CRQ&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;n_K5YU7tlDY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_K5YU7tlDY[/video]
     
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    KICKIN' SOME SUNS ASS TONIGHT!
     
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    According to this board, HCP's wife gets so much action that the large amount of cock is hard to conceive of.

    One way to better understand large numbers is to compare the lengths of varying numbers of cock. The average length of a single board member's cock measures 2.9 inches (notwithstanding BeerBoy's monster 11 incher, 2.9 inches is the average).

    If the height of all that cock is stacked end to end, a stack of 100 cocks measures 290 inches.

    The height of a stack of 1,000 board members' cocks stacked end to end measures 2900 inches.

    The height of a stack of 1,000,000 board members cocks stacked end to end is 2,900,000 inches or 241,667 feet – about the height of a 675 story building. As a reference, the Sears Tower in Chicago is 110 stories.
     
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  15. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    ...how's that going for you, btw? :D
     
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  16. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I wanna see a big sign of this tonight! :cheers:
     
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    I lived in Phoenix for three months.

    It is the worst fucking city I have ever had the misfortune of being in. Like a super hot Beaverton filled to the brim with folks who wished they were living in LA.

    Fuck Phoenix and Fuck the Suns.


    I honestly can't hate Steve Nash, though. That dude is funny.
     
    LittleAlex, Apr 22, 2010
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  18. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    That's a brilliant take on Phoenix. Repped
     
    chris_in_pdx, Apr 22, 2010
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  19. Nate Dogg

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    I wonder if you would get away with that sign at the RG.
     
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