That one is pretty fantastic. "Billy Crystal likes to watch things burn"--perfect caption for the image
The Blazers one wasn't terribly funny, IMO (due to being generic, not due to being about the Blazers), but the Clippers one was pretty amusing, I thought.
I can't tell if the author was intentionally saying the crime of "blackmale" -- kind of funny in lily-white Portland if he did, but since he/she couldn't spell Nostradamus correctly I'm not sure