Cant believe nobody is killing Armon Johnson

I think we need a verb for this.

Giraffinate - to make into a basketball animal, to mook.

Bumping to make sure people that this was only to giraffinate a certain poster.

 

Moderating: We have small penises and huge brains. Or is it the other way around? I can't remember.

 

Don't tell anyone, but I sent him a picture of Brett Favre's penis instead.

 

Small penis!

 

I'm actually Jenn Sterger?

 

The guy just can't stay out of the news...

 

No need to burn on him.. I don't hate Armon Johnson. I just refuse to get all hyped up over a scrub after he gets minutes in one game. I thought he got lucky when he hit his couple of shots in that game, and a few times he dug himself a lot of trouble and got bailed out. When I watched him in Summer league he had a huge problem with getting his shot blocked. He can improve in time and become serviceable, or higher if he works hard. But right now he is a scrub who I hope doesn't take minutes from Rudy and Mathews. If he doesn't take minutes from them, then they don't take minutes from Batum.

 

Well, I always hoped that if my name got turned into a verb it'd have something to do with porn. You know, like, "After he mooked a dirty sanchez, I just had to throw up. There was used pizza everywhere, and it only seemed to encourage them!"

Oh well. I'll take whatever I can get.

 

I think we should have The Giraffinate Thread after every game to establish a scapegoat, no matter the margin of victory.

Rules:

1. The title should always be "Can't believe nobody is killing (insert name)."

2. This gif has to be at the beginning of the first post just to set the mood, because holy shit does it look pissed off:


3. At some point it has to devolve into juvenile sex humor. The quicker the better.

Feel free to add other rules if you like.

 

Am I the only one who just can't help but stare at that gif and laugh after about 3 seconds?

 

Replace laugh with cry, and you got me.