Oden Shattered!

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  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Why can't his teammates be more careful?? FML.

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  2. Elvin Jones

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    "After gathering the larger parts of Oden that were still somewhat intact and sweeping up the tiny pieces of his shattered face into a dustpan, the players hit upon the idea of replacing the former No. 1 draft pick with teammate Marcus Camby or perhaps retired Boston Celtic Robert Parish. However, they quickly but reluctantly agreed that McMillan would definitely know the difference.

    Power forward Dante Cunningham suggested replacing Oden with retired center Shawn Bradley and was immediately told to "just leave."

    LOL!!!!
     
  3. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    That's very funny.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    I find this analysis very shallow and clearly mocking the Blazers and Blazers fans. This "Onion" fellow will be hearing from me, in the form of a very angry e-mail, and I encourage all of you to send angry e-mails as well to voice our displeasure as a fanbase. We need more responsible journalism.
     
  5. hasoos

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    My favorite part is when Dante suggest replacing him with Shawn Bradley..... :NOTMARIS:
     
  6. HailBlazers

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    I appreciate your stance, but you must know the onion is a news source all about jokes and scams a la tabloids. It's been around for a while trying to be funny and not to be taken seriously.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    I was joking, too. It was a take-off on all the anger whenever Bill Simmons writes about the Blazers.
     
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    Smilies Minstrel! Smiiiiilies! :NOTMARIS:
     
  9. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You don't say? Why that is an outrage! How can they get away with masquerading around as a source of news when all they are really doing is lying and misleading people.

    Did I mention that I'm outraged?
     
  10. Elvin Jones

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    *woosh
     
  11. Elvin Jones

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    *double woosh. My bad.
     
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    wont be funny tonight when we get killed by durant
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Shattered, shattered

    Love and hope and sex and dreams

    Are still surviving on the street

    Look at me, I'm in tatters!

    I'm a shattered

    Shattered


    Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex

    Look at me, I'm in tatters!

    I'm a shattered

    Shattered



    Shadoobie...
     
  14. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Au contraire, it's going to be super funny and I'm sure you'll rehash the whole comedic sequence for us right after the game.
     
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    It'll be funnier. Where's your sense of humour? For a guy who "lol"s a lot, you should be more light-hearted.
     
  16. andalusian

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Gold, Jerry... gold.
     
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    Triple Woosh. You count too for quoting it.


    Sorry Mistrel for insulting your intelligence, I thought you were genuinely clueless :)
     
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    I don't think we're quite here yet.
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  20. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I think Roy broke him intentionally.
     

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