If you get a burger with a condiment you hate on it do you...

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What do you do?

  1. Call the waitress back and make her take burger back to be fixed.

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  2. Scrape the mayo off with your knife.

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  1. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I get my Burgers plain and dry meat and cheese only. If it comes with mayo though and I can scrape it off I will. But sometimes its so drenched in mayo that you cant scrape it off cause the bread is soaked with it. I have only had to send one back once because of that.
     
    Wheels, Dec 7, 2010
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    Just remember it's probably an OSU graduate that served you and it never hurts to be nice to them. I mean, we keep kicking the mayo out of them at football.
     
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    So meat is for the unclean, yet a dirty hippy wouldn't order a burger? Smoke some more pot dude. It will make sense then.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
     
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    The more mayo the better.
     
    MickZagger, Dec 7, 2010
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    Agreed!
     
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    About 10 years ago, I was with my friend during Labor Day. We were camping in Long Beach and he had, just HAD to have biscuits and gravy at this little restaurant north of Long Beach. We were riding in his crappy 95 Camaro and pulled up to the restaurant. This was back when I was under 300 and lifted weights all the time so I was pretty confident and acted like a dick sometimes just so I might get into a fight.

    Anyway, we were pulling up and there was some dirthead sitting in the booth facing the window and the guy was STARING at us for some reason. I mean, he was staring like crazy. So, I gave him the finger while he was staring at me.

    So, we get in the restaurant and I walk by the guy and give him a funny look and then we get to our booth.

    Then I see him get up and I notice him wearing an apron and he walks back into the kitchen.

    WHOOPS.

    I told my friend that we needed to leave ASAP but he wanted that breakfast. I on the other had wouldn't even take a glass of water from the waitress, I just sat there as my buddy ate biscuits with jizz gravy on them. So gross. He didn't get sick at least.
     
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