Major News? (dont have a link)

Haha, just came to post the exact same thing.

 

It's probably something like, "Blazers have accepted injury exemption"

 

Roy shut down? Deal coming soon? Roy fined for comments?

 

"Roy commits suicide after reading Blazer forum."

 

S2 response: "Does he still count against the cap?" "Did he do this to put the spotlight on himself?" "Nate's stupid."

 

As long as we're randomly speculating, I'll go with, "McMillan announces Roy will try coming off bench."

 

"Miller and Fernandez were in the room when Roy shot himself; reports were that Rudy attempted to shoot himself first, but missed, dropping the gun. Miller recovered the gun, and passed it to Roy, noting that time was running out, and to shoot quickly. Miller has been credited with an assist, but his streak of Days Lived Without Witnessing A Death has been reset to 0."

*sigh* I'm going to hell.

 

Today is the day that players who signed this summer can be traded.

 

If we trade Matthews... *shakes fist*

 

We can trade for players who signed with other teams this summer also... in response to BlazerCaravan.

 

Rich Cho is finally through with the evaluation process of the roster.

 

...and has traded all of them for Vince Carter and Carmello Anthony.

 

A report from shootaround. Probably batum back in starting lineup/Roy going to the bench.

 

Hoping and praying Nate will be fired. Go Hat Guy!!!!!!

 

Roy to the bench or suspended for comments about the team seem most likely

 

HCP has been promoted to Sombrero Guy.