Things that make you feel old

Remind me not to shake your hand without a bottle of industrial strength hand sanitizer within arm's reach...

 

Says the guy picking his nose in his avatar.....

 

Its kind of weird, all my friends have babies...that are growing up. See that shit on facebook all day/all night.

 

This is Christmas related: parents and aunts and uncles are getting more presents than me. or to put it another way, I'm giving more christmas gifts than I'm getting.

 

I like listening to talk radio.

 

What does that have to do with age?

Demand more presents too.

 

As you get older and make more money, you start giving more than you get. Another thing that you do is pick up more dinner tabs when out on family dinners. people stop giving you bday gifts too.

 

Damn, time to stop inviting them.

 

Who ever said that the finger in my nose was mine?

 

...or if it's a finger....

 

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. What I was with was no longer it and what was it seemed weird and scary to me."

I felt old when the current music I heard on the radio as a kid started turning up on oldies stations.

 

yeah, all my stuff is now "old school rap".

 

I thought it was his finger in someone else's nose.

 

Knowing more than most people, from experience.

 

Yes, well I still think of rap altogether as new. That's how fricken' old I am!

 

Thank you grandpa simpson.

 

Does having a Super Nintendo when they still made games for it count?

 

Random aches and pains

Meeting kids at school who never played Mario on the NES

 

No. Owning a first generation Atari 2600 does, however.