Last Meal

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  1. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    I think a big first decision would be whether I'd eat lots of something I really like or a little bit of lots of things.

    Without having earned a death sentence first, I can't say for certain, but candidates for eating would include:
    -- Chicago-style pizza (pepperoni and black olives)

    or

    -- Tacos (ideally made by my parents as they did when I was a kid... it would have the added bonus of being flavored by their tears as they knew their baby-child was going to be executed)

    I thought it would be a longer list, but those are the top two things. Easily.

    I'd ask if I could get a last fuck, though, rather than a last meal. Assuming I got to choose who my partner was, I'd MUCH prefer that.

    Ed O.
     
  2. tlongII

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    I think Ed O's on to something here... I choose Jessica Alba.
     
  3. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Crime rate is really going to go up.

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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    My grandmother's Chorizo con juevos(eggs for you crackers on here)
    potatoes
    a mound of her home made corn tortillas
    and a huge ice cold orange juice

    OR

    A combo pizza from Denicola's over on Powell in SE Portland
    and a bottle of a late '87 Strawberry Hill BOONES
     
  5. MARIS61

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    Chocolate cake with a hacksaw inside.
     
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    Seems like the hacksaw would be hell on your digestive tract.
     
  7. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    dude home made Corn Tortillas.. made with the same Sh*t that ym Gorditas are made out of.. Chorizo Con Huevos, in the Gorditas. Looks like our last meal will be together Paisano :cheers:
     
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    Hot Chicken Wings
    Chicken Briyani
    Samosas
    Sushi
    Naan with Raitu
    Vodka Club Soda
     
  9. Loyalty4Life

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    Probably a McChicken or two.
     
  10. Masbee

    Masbee -- Rookie of the Year

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    Mmmmm.

    Workin on this bottle now. Why wait until the bitter end?

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  11. MickZagger

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    Thats a horrible last meal!
     
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    Macallan 18 is a complete meal within itself. Never had the 25. Would be nice.
     
  13. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Sushi--tuna, eel, shrimp
    Follow that up with some samosas. Both going down with several Heinekin.

    Move on to a nice chicken kashmiri with naan. Drink Kingfisher.

    Barbecue ribs. Fat Tire.

    For desert I'd have my wife's Christmas cake. It's a traditional English fruitcake that takes her a month to make and has homemade marzipan. There are better tasting deserts, but none mean more to me.

    At that point I'd like to get wasted on absinthe.
     
  14. Mamba

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    Appetizers: Hot wings, nachos,

    A rare rib-eye
    Broccoli and cheese
    Mushroom/wine topping sauce
    Mashed potatos

    Drink: Crown and coke and a shot of patron

    Dessert: Cheesecake
     
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    Sushi Spider roll
    New York Strip with my brothers peppercorn sauce
    apples and honey

    Wash it all down with some Hemlock Tea
     
  16. oldguy

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    If you're going to continue to call me a cracker, do you mind if I start refering to you with a slur?

    Go Blazers
     
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    Smoked salmon dip w/bagette to spread it on
    NY strip steak w/sauteed mushrooms
    bottle of Montrachet (yeah, I like white wine, even with steak...it's MY last meal, right?)
    Twice baked potato
    fresh asparagus
    White chocolate mousse cake with raspberry brandy sauce
    Bottle of Crown Royal XR to get blotto before they put the needle in.

    Go Blazers
     
  18. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Fish and chips with a pint of Strongbow.
     
  19. Stevenson

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    Can someone tell me why its acceptable for people of color to call white people "crackers"? (And for the record, my wife is Hispanic.)
     
  20. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Because we don't get offended over words?
     

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