Best Craiglist Post Ever!!!!!!!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Really Need an IPad With 3G

    Date: 2011-01-24, 2:51PM PST
    Reply to: sale-xrsub-2178136002@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I am willing to trade my skills and labor for and iPad. Preferably one that has 3G capabilities. I will be starting school soon while running a business and I feel this device will really help with organization and productivity. If you have an IPad or maybe even a macbook air, I would be willing to trade my dog training abilities and or labor for anything you need help with. I am a skilled dog trainer trying to start a business but I am learning the hard way that this economy is not very friendly towards new businesses. I am working on a website with many online services that will make dog training more convenient than ever. If you would like some help with anything, I can create beautiful websites as well and am an expert advertiser. I am also a hard worker and am willing to get dirty if necessary. You would be doing me a huge favor so if you would like to help a guy out please let me know!
     
  2. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    That was actually really boring.
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Shameless self promotion! No one is giving you an iPad HCP.
     
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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    So a guy I work with has a brother who is a designer down at Apple. He sent this to him and joked around saying I posted this on Craigslist! His brother flagged it. I guess down there they collect all this kind of crazy stuff about their products. He told my boy that he would hook me up with the employee discount when I get either the MacBook Air or iPad next fall.
     
  5. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    All that said, that still wasn't the "Best Craigslist" post ever. Not even the best post of the last 2 seconds.
     
  6. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    It was for HCP.
     
  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Bring it FAMS! Give me some links baby!
     
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  9. Bob Dobalina

    Bob Dobalina Funkee Human Being

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    Ninja Repellent/Entertainment center
    Date: 2010-11-05, 8:54AM CDT

    What, dear Reader makes my Entertainment Center so much more special than others? Aside from the faux wood grain and authentic faux granite looking "stuff" that coats the main section, I tell you that it is an amazing piece of furniture. It does not slice, dice or julienne, but it does have one amazing feature: It acts as Ninja repellent. Take a look at the photos. Go on, look. Not one ninja anywhere. Those pesky ninjas are always in the bushes, trying to assassinate you? Then this my friend is the the furniture for you.

    Oh, but I hear your argument already, they are *ninjas*, they would not show up on film. Well I used a high speed camera and at the time there was minimal cloud cover, so I think its safe to say that if anyone could capture the fleeting essence of a ninja mid-attack, its my little nikon coolpix.

    But I digress. After attaining this Center and installing it within the confines of your home you can breathe a weary sigh of contentment as you can watch the ninjas curse at you from the outside as you revel in the unending Snorks vs. Smurfs marathon you have been dying to hold. Where at its conclusion you can stand, turn to like Russel Crowe as Maximus the Roman gladiator and scream at the unwashed and fetid masses "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????"

    Let me know, I will even help load it. Good luck, first come, first safe from ninjas.

    Best of CL
     
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    saying that is the best craigslist ad ever is like saying this is the best thread ever.
     
  11. blazerboy30

    blazerboy30 Well-Known Member

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    apple products are lame... unless you happen to be a teenage girl trying to show off to your teenage girl friends.
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    ^zackly
     
  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Repped. That site was very entertaining.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Kelly Kapowski will forever be the girl of my dreams.

    I never liked Jesse though, so Show Girls was just weird.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I once put Darius Miles up for sale or trade on NY's Craigslist. Truehoop even mentioned it and posted the ad. It was when Isiah was running the Knicks so I thought it was worth a shot.

    Sadly the best offer I got for him was a box of used human hair wigs.

    True story.
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Should have taken the offer.
     
  19. LOTBfan

    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    Originally Posted: Tue, 2 Mar 18:01 PST
    Penis Measuring
    Date: 2010-03-02, 6:01PM PST

    A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

    So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50.

    * Location: Vancouver
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $50

    PostingID: 1625829503

    sorry HCP, I usually got yer back, but your post has nothing to do with paying some chick 50 bucks to measure your schlong, so it isn't any good.
     

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