Blazer curse strikes again!

I think he's done. He's just going to be disgruntled and a distraction to the opinion columnists trying to fill his role. I think the best the Oregonian can do is to cut their losses and trade him.

 

The Blazers are going to harvest Canzano and use it for Roy.

 

That is awesome. Because you know why he was writing, the Oregonian just seemed slow and boring. But now that he is now on IR, I am sure the Oregonian will be exciting and fast paced!

 

FINALLY! The curse has reversed course and has attacked the enemy!

 

What is this thread about?

 

You know that all that will happen is Joe Freeman finally finding some game, start insulting people but not be good enough to get a Pulitzer for it.

 

You need to learn the 3 Googles.

 

Well so far it seems to be about Sarcasm. There have been some pretty good zingers on this thread so far

 

Is really getting surgery?

 

While he's under, I wonder if they can do something about his enlarged spleen and hyper-active bile ducts.

 

Canzano should have microfracture for the experience of what it is like to rehab from it. Maybe he and JQ can both have surgery and see who rehabs better. It could be a great weeekly column.

 

Trade him for a low second round pick.

 

Yay, a really talented columnist hurt himself!!!! Whoo to the hoo

 

He has a "torn meniscus". He's going to get surgery with the guy that's been performing on all our players' knees to expose him and his knee-surgery ring for profiting off of false diagnoses.