Punked a Laker fan

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  1. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    So me and my boys are hanging outside the RG after the game. Lots of shit talking to the Laker fans passing by. We gaze across the fountain area, about 30 yards from a lone Laker fan standing by himself, wearing that piss colored garbage. We start woofing at him loudly. Lots of smak from our end. He's yelling back at us. It's fun. He's an idiot. There are about 6 of us, in Blazer gear, verbally attacking this Laker guy. Behind us we did not notice the 5 cops approaching us. No worries. The cops don't give a shit about us at all. But I call them over and tell them that the Laker guy "over there" (the dude we were busting on) was using drugs. I saw him shooting up. Dealing. The cops went over there and questioned him while me and my buddies were chanting "Just say no!" "Just say no!" -- then the Laker fan got all lippy (shocker) and all the cops converged on him and booted him out of the area (rose quarter)

    It was fucking beautiful.
     
    The Professional Fan, Apr 9, 2011
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  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    :lol: awesome.
     
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    Thar fucking rules
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You have piqued my interested, and I would like to subscribe to what you're selling. But first, a question.

    What are Thar Fucking Rules and are they different then heterosexual fucking rules?
     
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  5. HailBlazers

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    Nice work.

    I was randomly driving by the RG before the game and couldn't help but honk at some lowely Faker fans. Scared the crap out of some blonde, and starred down some faker thugs. It was hilarious and felt really good, couldn't help myself. You should of seen the look on their faces! :lol:
     
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    would have been better if you could have somehow gotten him castrated
     
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    So you started smack talking to "a lone Laker fan standing by himself" while you are in a group. If the Laker fan wasn't talking smack first then that just bad form on you man! I understand giving him crap if he talking shit the entire time and then you put him in his place. If not, that just a low blow. I hate Laker fans just as much as anyone else but what you did going so over the top.
     
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    What you don't seem to realize is he has over 3,000 posts compared to your 200........ so nobody here really cares what you think. Go away now.
     
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    1) Why do you keep telling people to go away?
    2) He actually was on BBF with us if i am correct, and registered here only a month after you
    3) Post count really isn't that big of a deal and certainly doesn't limit what you can or cannot post.

    And you speak for everybody?
     
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  12. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    You, sir, are on the side of the angels. Repped.
     
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    Even though it's East Bay, that has to be spillover from the Giant/Doyer incident. If I lived in the Bay Area and had the affliction of rooting for a team from LA, I wouldn't demonstrate my fandom publicly in any way, shape or form.
     
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    PM, I understand your viewpoint, but as a rebuttal I would invite you to search the other L*ker/Blazer threads and read the stories of Blazer fans who go to Staples. EL PRESIDENTE has a few in particular that may change your mind.
     
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    as one who has been harassed as being a "lone fan", i really don't appreciate being harassed. sure if I were jumping around, talking shit, and being an ass wearing a crown in the arena, I'd expect some kind of reaction. but the simple act of wearing a jersey, going to support your team and wanting to watch a live game shouldn't expose you to harassment by other fans. fans who EXPECT shit talking are the ones who take it in stride. Those that don't expect it and are harassed are the ones who will fight back.
     
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  16. The Professional Fan

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    It's totally a low blow, classless, and childish. That's why we did it. I'm not following your logic!
     
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    We claim that the Lakers fanbase have no class and yet you go out commit the same type of stereotypical behavior. I'm not a big fan of patronizing a bystander even he is a Laker fan especially when he didn't initiate the confrontation. That's something you would see a group of kids do, not a group of mature adults.
     
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    Mature adults? Have you read this board? :crazy:
     
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    I was referring to adults in general.
     
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    "Real dick move when some Laker fans do it at Staple games, we'd never do shit like that up here." "Oh man, well fucking done, TPF. Way to sick a cop on him."
     
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