Has anyone seen the video Canzano talked about earlier today, of a guy so drunk at Dennys, that he was eating his napkin? http://youtu.be/vEMLu4M0Sqw It doesn't look like him to me, but who maybe it is. Anyone know?
Oregon State's Mike Parker confirms he's the man eating a napkin in video circulating online Oregon State radio announcer Mike Parker confirmed to The Oregonian's John Canzano on Tuesday that he is the man eating a napkin in a video circulating online. The video shows a man sitting alone at a table in a restaurant, stabbing a fork into a napkin and eating it. Parker told Canzano he's embarrassed. A source at Oregon State told Canzano the school will stand by Parker, who said he would appear on Canzano's Bald-Faced Truth radio show on Wednesday to explain the situation. Parker has been the radio play-by-play voice of Oregon State sports for 12-plus years. He's employed by Learfield Sports. http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2011/05/oregon_states_mike_parker_conf.html
I wonder if their napkins taste better than their pancakes. btw, the title of the article just cracks me up. "he's the man eating a napkin"...
The Beaver fans I get along with are the ones who are humble, cool, love their team, don't talk shit, and just generally good guys. He is absolutely one of them and I feel really bad for him that he has to be embarrassed like this. If the guy is having a hard time with substance or something I really hope everyone supports him rather than uses it as another sheep incident. He really seems like a quality dude.
Fuckin pussies. Have you been eaten a napkin with Mexican gangsters? And have you eaten a napkin with black gangsters? I doubt you have, with your plush little life. Before you speak, know what you are talking about. You have never eaten a napkin and you have never spit up a napkin. You have no credibility when it comes to napkins. No one on this forum does. You are all perfect little life suburban Americans. Tell me how many of you have eaten a napkin from being drunk? lol talking like you know how it is lol wow. And I already know, none of you will back me on my statements, but again, that is because you all have perfect little napkin records and never have been in Denny's in your lives. Ya'll have no idea what it is like. Step a mile in my shoes before you talk to me about this shit. lmfao at these plush life fucks talkin bout the napkins. Mu fukkers never ate a napkin in your life. Mu fukkers got no clue. Got me off that henzo pissed off. Ask mommy for a loan. Go buy a new car. Rich ass fucks lol talkin like they know the napkin life. Mu fukkers make me sick sometimes. Laugh all you want, I give a fuck.. but you fucks know nothing about napkin life, FAMS. barfo
He's celebrating the Beavers baseball team kickin' ass! Give the guy a break! I like that he's owning up to it and being honest. Go Beavs!
I'll give Mike a pass considering he is eating at Dennys. Pancakes, napkins . . . they all taste the same.
Actually, that's where I ding him. Unless he was there for the 5% senior discount, why would anyone eat at Denny's? And who knows, maybe napkins are on the menu.
I think this incident is more an indictment of the quality of Denny's food than Mr. Parker's level of inebriation.
