I'm used to being outed from jobs after short periods of time because of office politics. Maybe I should throw my hat in the ring!
You'd be the first in line to draft Jimmer b/c he's the only college player you can think of and he sounds like a Reggie Cleveland all star. You think Kyrie Irving is a female R&B Singer. You think Enes Kanter is the dude from the Dukes of Hazzard. When I say the Morris twins you think of Mary Kate and Ashley.
Nope....... Larry wouldn't have the same career if he was playing today. ( I'm sure this will piss off many people) No more slow white guys.
HCP, I think you'd make a lovely assembly line worker, perhaps at the Hamtramck, MI plant? You keep reaching for that rainbow!
Does this mean we would routinely take the best hispanic player available? Speed is good, but we also need height. Totally off topic, but I work at a biotech and it's pretty frequent that we work with health care providers. Our jargon for them in conversation is to call them HCPs, which is not ideal. I'll be in a meeting and someone will say something like "But what about the HCPs? We really need to get the insight of the HCPs on this." Which causes me to giggle or smirk and look ridiculous in front of god and everyone there.