Weiner Tweets a Pic of His Weener?

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  1. PapaG

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    It's base-level comedy. Some arrogant politician named Weiner gets caught sending a weener pic, and then does his best Martin Short "I'm not being defensive, you're being defensive" SNL/60 Minutes impression.

    Hackers!! It's always the hackers, and they are throwing pies at him!! :MARIS61:
     
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    if he sent a pic of his cock over the internet and it was public....:lol: its just so hard to believe someone could be so stupid
     
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    He was probably BBM'ing it to the chick in seattle but hit the wrong button on his phone....accidentally tweeted instead of MMS'ing it.
     
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    The lead suspect is a nerd wearing glasses who works in a pie shop.

    All The Weener had to do was say he did it and that it was none of anybody's business.

    "Hey, I made the mistake of sending a shot of his package to some college gal as a public Tweet instead of a private Tweet, and it's a personal matter."

    End of story. Barney Frank had a male prostitution ring being run out of his home and nothing happened to him for chrissakes.
     
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    i dont tweeterz but wouldnt he text her? isnt her twitter name different from...wait whats a bbm?
     
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    sometimes the contacts could be linked.
     
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    well he probably gets divorced, career ruined...maybe

    i would think they would just hire a buddy, give him a million dollars to be like..."yeah it was me, it was a joke, im sorry"
     
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    We're paying the FBI whether they work the case or not. So, again I'll ask, what public funds have been wasted?
     
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    Stuff like this is a resume-builder for a Democrat. Bill Clinton cheated on Hillary for years, stuck cigars into fat chicks, and left office as a popular President.

    Weiner should send another pic by the "hacker" just to keep his name in the news.
     
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    I think I've found the suspected hacker! Somebody please forward this information to The Weener's private security team ASAP.

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    hahahahaha! omg you really believe that? hmm, so if they arent investigating fake hackers they are just sitting there doing nothing? twiddling their thumbs? :lol:

    no funds have been wasted yet thank god, but if all the "fiscal conservatives" had their way, there would be a swat team at his door.
     
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    lol, just once i want the wife to be in on it and be like "oh its cool, i let him bang whomever he wants, im a freak like that"!!

    instant superstar! i was hoping tigers wife woas gonna say some shit like that, but no :(
     
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    Wait ... wut? Wouldn't this mean that he's taken photos like this before, but isn't sure this time that it's him? LOL

    I mean, I can say "with certitude" that I haven't taken bulge shots of my cawk, whether or not I, er, some pie throwing hacker, sent a pic.
     
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    Do I think there's excess capacity in the FBI? I know there is. It's built in so some are always working on long-term projects while hopping in to help when there's overflow.

    However, we're straying from the real issue. If a Congressman's account was hacked, it's a national security issue. If the Congressman is lying, then we have a right to know.
     
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    prude :lol:
     
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    you know what, i dont consider someone logging into a twitter account and sending a cock pic a "national security" issue lol, maybe it has YOUR heart racing though :lol:

    if hes lying, hes an idiot, and should lose his job

    and i guess i dont understand what you mean by the whole overflow thing...like they are working on the pentagon camera layout and then "drop everything! someone sent a penis pic!" lol, good stuff, our tax dollars at work
     
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    I'd love to do so, but I don't have a telephoto lens that powerful... :sigh:
     
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    If someone hacked his twitter, it stands to reason they've hacked into other areas of his online life or into his computer, doesn't it? The guy is a Congressman. I would imagine that he has access to classified information. At that point, it becomes a Federal issue and a possible security link.

    Of course there's not going to be an investigation. It's his dick, and he sent the picture. He's not going to ask for an investigation because at that point he's committed a crime. My entire point is that he's making a false claim and if it really happened the way he claimed, then the FBI HAS to step in and investigate. At that point, if he's lying, he's fucked.

    As for the "overflow" issue, every large organization will have excess capacity. There's long-term work being done that can be interrupted by a short-term project with no harm done to the longer-term one.
     
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