Because you look like him [video=youtube;wVMn6Nr16G8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVMn6Nr16G8[/video]
Someone gave HCP her box. How sweet. Let's not talk about anything negative, like his imminent unemployment and bankruptcy. Keep this positive so he'll have one last happy day. Let's see, what can I say. HCP, you are a lucky man. I have a strawberry field that needs picking, and I'll pay you and your kids. There's a little shack, and a well only a mile from here. Also, I have separate work for your wife, like the other one here. She'll be safe if I send you to prison for eating strawberries like the last guy. Happy birthday big guy!
Just woke up and took a nice walk with the fam on the beach! Great way to start off my birthday. Oh ya, and I'm more popular then all of you combined..... had over 125 people wish me happy birthday on my facebook page before 10AM! FAMS!!!!!!
Huh? Just ignore the mean man, HCP. You go, girl! What's wifie giving you for your birthday? Maybe I should say that differently. What did wifie buy for your birthday?
See, there's a difference between what she's giving you tonight (obvious) and what she bought you. Maybe a Wi-Fi?