Meat Hooks, Lamp Shades and HCP.........

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just covering my bases here. I have only interacted with some of you nerds in person a couple of times. Can't remember which one of you came over and did some plumbing work in my basement ( I am still very thankful for that).... and BeerBoy came over once and took away my old HDTV when I got a new one (if he only knew how many times I tapped out his sister while watching it). But ABM is scheduled to be at my crib at 9AM tomorrow morning to acquire a couch. If you notice that the HCP hasn't posted on here by noon, please contact the police or DennyCrane. I do not, I repeat, do not want to end up Silence of the Lambs style in ABM's basement having him yell at me to rub lotion on myself! Please have me in your prayers tonight!
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    i thought it was vanilla tortilla that was getting your couch.
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    I hope he sniffs that couch before he buys it.
     
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  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    He PM'd me and said he is to scared to go anywhere East of the zoo!
     
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  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Well played Capt. 'Couv!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Ask him if his sister is still single...
     
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  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    [video=youtube;7rgSnm2-2ps]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgSnm2-2ps&feature=related[/video]
     
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  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    [video=youtube;FU0dIFfyWC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=FU0dIFfyWC0[/video]
     
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  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    [video=youtube;jSa9mkAAWsg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSa9mkAAWsg&feature=related[/video]
     
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  10. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    The HCP and ABM anthem

    [video=youtube;O_P1OhKUw6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_P1OhKUw6I[/video]
     
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  11. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    This is what HCP will be singing to anyone who visits him.

    [video=youtube;fbGkxcY7YFU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU[/video]
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'd be in better shape if I had said yes to drugs!
     
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    [video=youtube;9ToNZHG5KHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw[/video]
     
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  15. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, ABM told me he was going to your crib. As I understand it, he's purchasing a whip and some handcuffs.

    Have fun.
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    just kidnap him instead, boom
     
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  17. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    it's dark............ I think I'm in ABM's trunk! My head hurts...... I am getting a signal on my phone.......... thank god for TapaTalk.
     
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  18. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So, one could say there's junk in ABM's trunk.
     
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  19. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Blindfolded....... smells like i'm in the woods....... hearing nothing but Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs music!
     
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  20. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Sounds like a typical first date for ABM
     
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