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  1. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Where did all the water on the earth come from?

    I'm curious to see if you have a theory.
     
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    WELL, IT CAME FROM GOD, DUH
     
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  3. Denny Crane

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    Maybe if you go back in time far enough ;)
     
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    dont mean to usurp niks glory in this thread, i am sure he will come furiously riding in on a fang wombed hell beast of a froth mouthed stallion to collect said glory, book it

    but i had a conversation about water bottles the other day, and how if one is thrown away with the cap on it, which i am sure millions are daily, that that water is now removed from our earths supply for a looooong time until the plastic breaks down and the water is set free, something to think about hrmmmm
     
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    The hydrogen in every drop of water was made in the big bang.

    Water like all matter cannot be created or destroyed. So you may have a raindrop that fell on Jesus in that water bottle.
     
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    Unless it's punctured. :)

    I am anything BUT a big environmentalist, but bottled water irks me. In our country--and especially in the places I've lived--water is perfectly acceptable right out of the tap, and I see people tooling around with bottled water. It bugs me.

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    [video=youtube;XfPAjUvvnIc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfPAjUvvnIc[/video]
     
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    right, trapped for eons in a plastic coffin, festering away with the bacteria from some infected tongue ring riddled with tainted semen and blue razz ring pops
     
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    wait, so the water will stay in the bottle until it isnt in there anymore? do tell
     
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    tap water is great i agree, bottled water corpeviloratisatanons have spent millions convincing everyone that it is bad for you

    not to mention buying up water rights and sucking your tap water out of your rivers and streams and selling it back to you at 1000 times the cost of said tap water
     
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    oh fuck i really AM usurping niks glory, get in here and claim what is rightfully yours! :lol:
     
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    Earth, Salt Water, Fresh Water
     
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    As to the taste of tap v. bottled water, it all depends. I like the taste of Portland tap water. But the Vancouver water is often flushed with some chemical that smells and tastes like chlorine. It gets in the clothes when washed... We pretty much have to use bottled water.
     
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    Bull Run water is soooooooo good.
     
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    Aliens.
     
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    Well... not really. You can make hydrogen out of spare electrons and protons from other stuff. I suppose you could claim that the proton and electron in a hydrogen atom were each made in the big bang, but I'm not sure that's true either.

    But it can be changed into something that's not water. And you can create water from hydrogen and oxygen. And it can be destroyed (converted from matter to energy). Of course this is somewhat a matter of semantics (what is matter? what does it mean to be destroyed? what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?)

    Or you may have a drop of barfo's urine in that water bottle.

    barfo
     
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    Portland's sewage is pumped to Vancouver. And now you know... the rest of the story.

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    Let me know when you've made even one hydrogen atom out of spare electrons and protons.
     
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    Reminds me of the old church joke:

     
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